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Damn it, I should really stop chewing on crap. I chewed on my wife's earring when she told me to hold it and now I got my tongue pierced for free. :pinch:

 

That's not what bothers me though, it's the fact that my tongue is swollen so I have to walk around like this -> tongue.png

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Damn it, I should really stop chewing on crap. I chewed on my wife's earring when she told me to hold it and now I got my tongue pierced for free. :pinch:

 

That's not what bothers me though, it's the fact that my tongue is swollen so I have to walk around like this -> tongue.png

Ouch. ._.

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Pregnant women are mean. :sad:

And a little insane :woot:

 

Yeah, just a little bit... :laugh:

 

and hormonal and wonderful and special....

 

...and a little soft around the edges... :whistling:

 

One thing to look forward to is the big increase in the mammary glandshttp://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/want/t2824.gif

 

Oh yeah. :cool:

 

 

 

Please remember that these "mammary glands" were for the purpose of feeding and nurturing offspring, not a grown male child of questionable age.

 

Whilst they may get larger (an in a fair few women stay that way) please take into account the fact that your good lady wife may want to feed your child herself and once the hormones kick in in the 2nd/3rd trimester, said glands start to lactate.

 

Honestly, it is so true about what they say about men and growing up lmao :D :D :D

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and the tongue piercing just proves my point even more :laugh: :woot: :laugh: :woot: :laugh: :woot:

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Pregnant women are mean. :sad:

And a little insane :woot:

 

Yeah, just a little bit... :laugh:

 

and hormonal and wonderful and special....

 

...and a little soft around the edges... :whistling:

 

One thing to look forward to is the big increase in the mammary glandshttp://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/want/t2824.gif

 

Oh yeah. :cool:

 

Please remember that these "mammary glands" were for the purpose of feeding and nurturing offspring, not a grown male child of questionable age.

 

Don't worry, I'll take good care of them. :wink:

 

Oh, and...

 

 

they may get larger (an in a fair few women stay that way)

:dance:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Damn it, I should really stop chewing on crap. I chewed on my wife's earring when she told me to hold it and now I got my tongue pierced for free. :pinch:

 

That's not what bothers me though, it's the fact that my tongue is swollen so I have to walk around like this -> tongue.png

Ouch. ._.

 

Yeah, my reaction at time was more like "AIEEE!!!" :psyduck: , cheap earrings but there's a damn good spring in them.

 

By the way, my conclusion is that it's not my fault. If the manufacturer were to make them with a weaker spring, this accident never would've happened.

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but if you'd not put them in your mouth then it wouldn't have happened either. We tell children from a young age not to put things in their mouths that could damage them... I see you are regenerating somewhat since your good lady has announced her news :)

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