Iv000 Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 (edited) My penis is a mermaid did you know that?Is that the video? You filming your penis and saying "i'm a mermaid" in a squeaky voice for 2 hours? Yes, it's what I always dreamed of. Penis mermaids, and I'm the first of our kind. Will you join me ironman on my quest to penisify the oceans? It'll be like The Little Meremaid, just everybody is a penis and Neptune is just a really hairy big penis and instead of a Trident he has a very long d!ldo Edited August 8, 2013 by Iv000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ithildin Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 :pinch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werne Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 It'll be like The Little Meremaid, just everybody is a penis and Neptune is just a really hairy big penis and instead of a Trident he has a very long d!ldoI want that to be a movie! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironman5000 Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 I'm already working on my own project "The Iron Penis" :tongue: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werne Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 I'm already working on my own project "The Iron Penis" :tongue:Titanium penis is better, much harder and far less prone to degrading over the years. You could also add a diamond tip for that "fancy as f***" look. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K00L Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 lol :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M48A5 Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 :ermm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironman5000 Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOTg_jvpMGc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M48A5 Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 :mellow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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