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Maybe you should get out more, hmmm,, I have a life, but when it comes to pc stuff i go nuts and start talking as if my mind is doing the talking, though the mind isn't actually talking, its like my keyboard and fingers and hands are, weirrd huuh??, but they seem quiet though without a real voice, though one made up via sub conscience :blink: which is loud and clear as a bell, though the ringing is quite annoying.

takes micro seconds for me to be talking this out on the nexus as i go to work or street walking through the endless space that is reality.

 

In reality i could of fallen on slippery ice if i was street typing and not watching my step at 4 in the morning, which would hurt, so i am in the confined space of my living area which i call home.

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Maybe you should get out more, hmmm,, I have a life

I'm not sure if I should take this part of your sentence as a personal insult or not, I'm waging towards yes at the moment.

 

And I meant you should get out more since you didn't know about a store that's close to you, in the same town. Zadar may be a lot smaller than where you're from but I still pretty much know every street in here and every store that gets opened, which is what I based my comment on.

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No sorry if that sounded like a insult, i just felt the same way Werne, Words reflect in multiple ways..

 

Also its hard to keep track of a city with a half a million people living in it. Plus its a ever expanding city, funny enough we have had some nice economic growth here, with housing and random stores popping up like the one i just found.

 

In respect its one of the healthier cities in Ontario.

 

anyway i can't say anything good about the mayor though, just as Corrupt as Rob Ford, if not more so.

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Half a million?

 

HALF A MILLION?!?!?!?!

 

The most amount of people I've seen would probably be a few thousand...

 

That's just crazy! :ohmy:

 

 

 

 

In other news, I'm writing a little short story thing. I've always wanted to write a proper short story with chapters and everything, but I lack the patience to do it properly. But I shall try nevertheless! I might put it up in the Druid's Garden if it turns out alright. I could always get some feedback there, too.

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pff ya that's nothing, Toronto alone is 3 million.

 

That's small numbers in comparison to the states.

 

In other news, why am i still awake, its going on 7:30am

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Oh wait, I just checked what Brisbane's population was and it's 2 million, so apparently I'm not thinking correctly. But Brisbane is a massive area, so there isn't a large concentration of people, and a lot of that number would be the outer suburbs. How big is your city (in distance)?

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@Thor Don't worry about it man, I can hardly keep track of a city with 100,000 people. Do watch your wording though.

 

 

 

And since I'm utterly bored today, I decided to write a tiny bash shell for my own amusement:

#!/bin/bash
while :
do
read -p "$USER@$(hostname):~$ " input1 input2 input3 input4
input1="${input:-$input1}"
input2="${input:-$input2}"
input3="${input:-$input3}"
input4="${input:-$input4}"
if [ "$input1" == "touch" ]; then
   if [ "$input2" == "girl's" ]; then
      if [ "$input3" == "boobs" ]; then
         echo "touch: cannot touch 'girl's boobs': Permission denied"
      fi
   fi
elif [ "$input1" == "sudo" ]; then
   if [ "$input2" == "touch" ]; then
      if [ "$input3" == "girl's" ]; then
         if [ "$input4" == "boobs" ]; then
            echo -e "girl: *smack*\nsudo: totally worth it"
         fi
      fi
   fi
fi
if [ "$input1" == "exit" ]; then
   exit 0
fi
done
The result of that:

werne@debian-7:~$ touch girl's boobs
touch: cannot touch 'girl's boobs': Permission denied
werne@debian-7:~$ sudo touch girl's boobs    
girl: *smack*
sudo: totally worth it
Eeyup, I'm easily amused. smile_new_v2.png

 

 

 

EDIT: Crap, my TV's DVB-T receiver just died, now I have to get a new one. :sad:

 

 

 

EDIT 2: Here's an advice guys - if there's a pregnant woman in the house, never eat the food leftovers. Never, ever, ever eat them. Never.

 

 

 

EDIT 3: Came up with a simple echo command, and I'm really proud of this one:

echo -e '           _ \n          /\) _   \n     _   / / (/\  \n    /\) ( Y)  \ \ \n   / /   ""   (Y )\n  ( Y)  _      "" \n   ""  (/\       _  \n        \ \     /\)\n        (Y )   / / \n         ""   ( Y) \n               ""'
Looks like a bunch of crap, right? Nope:

werne@debian-7:~$ echo -e '           _ \n          /\) _   \n     _   / / (/\  \n    /\) ( Y)  \ \ \n   / /   ""   (Y )\n  ( Y)  _      "" \n   ""  (/\       _  \n        \ \     /\)\n        (Y )   / / \n         ""   ( Y) \n               ""'
           _ 
          /\) _   
     _   / / (/\  
    /\) ( Y)  \ \ 
   / /   ""   (Y )
  ( Y)  _      "" 
   ""  (/\       _  
        \ \     /\)
        (Y )   / / 
         ""   ( Y) 
               ""
ASCII penises! :woot:

 

Penis penis penis penis penis!

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