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You won't know frustration UNTIL: Until you try to convince your girlfriend that her stuffed teddy bear has accepted your apology, so she will pick it up to find a little Santa Claus doll, which when she does, she finds the little bearded guy hanging on the 3 foot tall bears tail with a box that holds the ring you bought she will find so you can ask her to marry you.

Did she say yes?

 

Also, what's up with women and stuffed animals? I bought a metric crap-ton of the bloody things (every time I mess up, which is often), usually kittens and teddy bears, every woman I dated had a thing for those. Speaking of which, I haven't seen more than maybe 2-3 of them around the house and I know for a fact I bought at least two dozen, I doubt she just threw them away.

 

I'm pretty sure I'm going to open some remote unused closet one day and get killed by an avalanche of plush kittens.

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You won't know frustration UNTIL: Until you try to convince your girlfriend that her stuffed teddy bear has accepted your apology, so she will pick it up to find a little Santa Claus doll, which when she does, she finds the little bearded guy hanging on the 3 foot tall bears tail with a box that holds the ring you bought she will find so you can ask her to marry you.

Did she say yes?

 

Also, what's up with women and stuffed animals? I bought a metric crap-ton of the bloody things (every time I mess up, which is often), usually kittens and teddy bears, every woman I dated had a thing for those. Speaking of which, I haven't seen more than maybe 2-3 of them around the house and I know for a fact I bought at least two dozen, I doubt she just threw them away.

 

I'm pretty sure I'm going to open some remote unused closet one day and get killed by an avalanche of plush kittens.

 

It was a failed attempt, which, if what you say is true, it may well be revisited during my life, like, in the movie, GroundHog Day. I hope I will be considerate enough to realize a better method. Maybe I should take a course in ventriloquism? So the bear seems to actually speak.

I believe she is at her parents home. I got no response when I used the Romeo routine and tossed pebbles at the window. {Oh! God? What have I done?}

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Ah my creative writing classes paid off. I scared the rest of the group out of their wits so they don't post again.

 

Ha ha ha. I WIN! I WIN! Mua wah ha ha ha! :devil:

 

She is fine! The teddy bear she left behind isn't; and its condition suggests, she found another man.

The note she left says she likes me as a friend.

Girlfriend?

Oh my!

That my gentleman attitude is too feminine for her.

A girlfriend, maybe.

What?!

She left me for that untrained thug?!

She says I should take the teddy bear to keep me company.

FINE!

I am fine with that. :blink:

I'll just go and throw harmless virtual snowballs at Star Wars the old republic gamers and win a couple of neat virtual swoop speeder rides from the Merry Gentleman who is selling those virtual snowball's and trading for packages that are are worth nothing except as virtual toys.

I already have, "Sleigh 1". :woot: I am going to earn the next extraordinary ride he is selling. I am going to go play all by myself! :whistling: Virtual Reality, INDEED! :blink: Who needs reality?! Reality is full of untrained beasts that call them selves human and couldn't win in a trained arena if you gave them a machine gun. Live, Die, Repeat!

So There! :tongue:

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I hooked up my phone to my home stereo and amazed of the Quality, i may need to retire that sound card i bought....... YUP, Yup its that good.... WOOtt HA HA HA HA :geek: :dry: :woot: Christmas Music playing in the distance is bliss without that clunky sound card of mine hooked up to the stereo.... Ease of mmind... Its so easy that you can simply plop music on to micro sd card.

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The clarity and tube amp it has is amazing. LOUD and crystal clear with a phat sound to it like in a movie theater.

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