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You bun. :tongue:

 

 

 

So, my brother got dropped off home from a party about half an hour ago... drunk as all hell. He couldn't remember anything at all, came home in different clothes, lost his phone, vomited, and now he's sleeping in front of the heater in the living room. I think that's the first time he's ever had alcohol too so it must have gotten pretty hectic. :rolleyes:

 

I haven't had alcohol for about a year now. I don't like being drunk. :tongue:

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The parties over when the posers posting keep adding cheap advertising comments,

 

they don't get paid for by the way, (or do they Thor?) about their favorite games;

 

it becomes clear this it's only cheep talk.

 

The one and only game they really play is "THE LAST POSTER WINS".

 

Too many times I have seen the signs,

posted here,

that they got so tired of playing the videos games

with hints of the others spoilers,

 

(Just so they could pose their thoughts here without interruption from players who fondly remember how the kindergarten fame of how, "The Last child Standing" ended.)

 

The games names they hint about SPOILERS are GoTY or best of the year here.

 

You can scroll back and see how, they offered those games here in bold letters.

 

But they themselves played the games they mention through,

 

so quickly,

 

either because they didn't play the game at all;

 

or they turned on the God Mode in their game settings. :laugh:

 

And then...

:laugh: Curtain stage right I WIN! curtain stage left :sad:

And then the curtains close for another evening.

It looks like death isn't excepting visitors. My time on this plane isn't up yet.

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Here's a lesson in common sense for you - Swiss army knife is not a toy. If you use it as you would a cheap Chinese pocket knife, all you'll get is pain and blood.

Also, redheads.


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Her name? Sasha Pain. Her occupation? Porn actress.

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Here's a lesson in common sense for you - Swiss army knife is not a toy. If you use it as you would a cheap Chinese pocket knife, all you'll get is pain and blood.

 

Yeah, I've got first-hand experience with that.

 

Anyway, on to more important matters. Like, you know, redheads:

 

 

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http://s28.postimg.org/diryml41p/25_800.jpg

http://s15.postimg.org/6ttdg3yjv/08337b019694cfd1_800.jpg

 

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Also, just curious, but why do you look at pictures of redheads when you're already married to one? :tongue:

Because she's currently 1/4 of a planet away visiting her family and I need my daily ginger fix. :tongue:

 

 

 

And in other news, I finally got the textures to look right in-game and even got the blood working:

Sagaris_in-game_1440x900.jpg

That torch's normal map... :sick:

Took me two weeks to get the blood to show and you know what the problem was? The blood overlay mesh was scaled down to 0.0176 the size and rotated 90 degrees on X axis. I spent two weeks trying to solve the issue and all I needed to do is scale and rotate. I'm an idiot. :facepalm:

 

 

 

Suddenly, redheads.

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Her name is Faith Light, although you'll sooner find her by googling Piper Fawn or Gabrielle Lupin. Hint: NSFW. Very much NSFW.

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And in other news, I finally got the textures to look right in-game and even got the blood working:

Sagaris_in-game_1440x900.jpg

That torch's normal map... :sick:

Took me two weeks to get the blood to show and you know what the problem was? The blood overlay mesh was scaled down to 0.0176 the size and rotated 90 degrees on X axis. I spent two weeks trying to solve the issue and all I needed to do is scale and rotate. I'm an idiot. :facepalm:

 

 

Whoa, that looks great. And the blood mesh! I've had that problem before - using one of the steel weapons as a base, right?

 

Just something I noticed, but the axe seems really big; the shaft especially looks large compared to the torch. Might just be my eyes playing tricks on me though - it's late here. As for the pixelated torch normal map... a solution. :yes:

 

 

And at your hidden message in the spoiler... ah, so that's where I knew her from. Right... :tongue:

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Whoa, that looks great. And the blood mesh! I've had that problem before - using one of the steel weapons as a base, right?

 

Just something I noticed, but the axe seems really big; the shaft especially looks large compared to the torch. Might just be my eyes playing tricks on me though - it's late here. As for the pixelated torch normal map... a solution. :yes:

Yeah, I used the steel war axe as base. Now that you mentioned it, I examined the vanilla axe and figured out the NiTriShapes are positioned differently than what they should be for my axe. Could've avoided all the extra work by just taking a look at it, but I never did. Yeah... I'm an idiot.

 

As for the shaft, it seems big but it's actually slightly thinner than the shaft of an iron war axe and a bit thicker than that of a steel war axe. I based it off a photo of the real thing and built it more or less to scale, see:

http://www.radpour.com/images/stories/sagaris.jpg

Sagaris-Fixed3.png

 

And yeah, I changed the design a bit so it's easier to make. What can i say, I'm lazy. :tongue:

 

I just made collision for it so I'm practically done, now it just needs a plugin. :smile:

And at your hidden message in the spoiler... ah, so that's where I knew her from. Right... :tongue:

So you found one of my sneaky messages? I wondered when someone will stumble upon those...

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