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And Country girls!

 

And Cow punchers!

I recall reading in books, back in the day the guys had to be able to punch out a cow so they could get it to hold still while they put a hot branding iron on it to mark it as theirs. Probably got the idea from the days when cavemen used clubs, before spears were invented, to bring home the beef.

 

I WIN!

Easy as Pizza.

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The hot brnding iron should be reserved for the rapists, serial killers and other wastes of humanity.

 

At least; I know my backside is safe from the hot iron.

Hmm?

 

Does my aging and decaying old body make me a possible candidate in the future so I might qualify for a waste of humanity in your opinion?

 

OR WORSE; A ZOMBIE? I think that zombies would definitely be candidates for wastes of humanity. Ewww!

 

 

I bathed and washed off all the dirt and grime after I worked hard and sweated all day the last day I worked up a sweat out where their was lots of dirt! Honest!

Hmm?

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The hot brnding iron should be reserved for the rapists, serial killers and other wastes of humanity.

 

At least; I know my backside is safe from the hot iron.

Hmm?

 

Does my aging and decaying old body make me a possible candidate in the future so I might qualify for a waste of humanity in your opinion?

 

OR WORSE; A ZOMBIE? I think that zombies would definitely be candidates for wastes of humanity. Ewww!

 

 

I bathed and washed off all the dirt and grime after I worked hard and sweated all day the last day I worked up a sweat out where their was lots of dirt! Honest!

Hmm?

 

According to the last news getting old and having a work that makes you dirty aren't crimes.

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Recommendation find out before hand when the floors are going to be cleaned. Then before going in; stand outside, use the house's hose to rinse off, strip down to your boxer shorts, and put your dirty clothes in a 30 gallon bag, and leave your boots outside on the front porch. Then bring your laundry to the laundry room.

 

Oh! Right! It's not a crime... :huh:

 

I got in trouble for tracking dirt in the house quite a few times. I even stopped once, and scraped my boots off on the entrance cleaner first.

 

Just because we don't go to jail for it, doesn't make being in the dog house seem any less of a punishment. :sad:

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