Povuholo Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Maybe its a bit early but i don't care. Tha plan. Step 1: Buy and install the game2: Admire graphics and play with physics in jail.3: Look what happens after i throw the ribcage in the jail against our lovely emperor. (You n'wah!)4: Check out combat with magic/melee, and a bit ranged/stealth.5. Create my spellblade character6. Fight a little bit more7. Looking at radiant AI. read: stalk a npc.8. Try horseriding9. Look at the options in the option screen and change some things so i can play oblivion at its best (that my computer allows without exploding)10. Do some guild quests.11. Perhaps a bit of the main quest.12. Open the CS and play a bit with it.13. Go on with oblivion How about you? Got any idea? about throwing stuff on the ground: I wonder what would happen if you are in someones house, and see a throwable item (apple) and throw it against the owner. (foodfight please!!) I wonder howmany people got "look at the credits" at one of the first steps of their plan. I can tell you, not many. =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmaker Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 1. buy and install2. Come down with a terrible illness and unfortunately miss 2 weeks of school.3. While suffering from the illness lock myself in my room and play oblivion, only exiting for food and Bathrrom breaks.4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 for next 14 days.5. Begin downlading mods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peregrine Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 1) Download relevant plugins for 3dsmax. Or, if they happen to be for another program, download the other program too. 2) Add spears to the game. 3) Check if rapiers are in. If not, add mine. If yes, skip to step 4. 4) Now that a major flaw of Oblivion has been fixed, begin play with a stealth archer with polearm backup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 1) get to fries electronics at at least 5 in the morning2) wait until the openeing of the store3) go in and pick up my reserved copy of TES IV 4) desecrate my pants5) install 6) start playing7) cry8) call up rivalish friend and brag up. 9) continue playing :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wookiee Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 1) check for cloth physics2) check for cloaks3) see how modable the game is4) check view distance (both simulated and actual)5) check max size of landmass6) download peragrins spear mod7) get to work building a blank esm or the equivalent there of for it8) upload it9) try not to stuff up my final few uni subjects while modding10) play a bit to :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 1. Continue living a normal healthy life, visiting friends, eating, getting drunk and partying as appropriate2. Be prepared on the forum to laugh at the first few posts from those who beat the game ten minues before they started playing it3. Commiserate on MSN with those whose husbands, wives, mothers, fathers and best friends have disappeared into Oblivion and are only occasionally seen and heard (increasingly smelled) at a distance.4. Try to stay patient with those asking why the game does not run on their special offer $40 end of the range only one previous owner pcs, and be more sympathetic to those with newer models that still don't play it properly5. Play the game when I have time at a slow detailed pace trying to complete everything without recourse to hints, others on the forum, reading the construction set or cheating6. When completed, visit hint sites, the forums, the construction set etc. to find all those things I missed or screwed up. 7. Offer a councelling service (at a price) for those who are experiencing unfortunate side effects, whether practical - marriage break up, getting fired; medical - frozen into seated position, sudden obesity due to complete lack of exercise or imaginary - seeing green Peregrines, believing 'they' are after you etc.8. Retiring on the fortune I am bound to rake in from 7 and going to live in a pleasant part of the Tamriel empire (assuming any exists after Oblivion) away from Global Climatic Change, Avian flu, Monkey-Brained Presidents and PMs with Munchausen's syndrome in the certain knowledge that there will never ever be a TES 5! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adras Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 1. Faint2. Be unconcious3. Wake up 3 hours later, look at the game box and faint again.4. Wake up at 7 that evening and hope its a Friday5. Install it6. Do as Gomez does- cry7. Try to stop hands from trembling8. Play until I drop9. The next day, try out the construction set.10. Call Malchik for counceling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Switch Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 1) Attack the forums with a giant broom and sweep out all the spamming n00bs that flood the place.2) Play according to the character plan I've done over the last 2 months (yes it's sad).3) Attempt building an interior with the new CS!4) Faint? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loveme4whoiam Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 1. Upgrade PC.2. Buy game, maybe doing a small happy-dance in the store.3. Upgrade PC again after discovreing that the £500 system I've just built won't run it.4. After two weeks of crying in to my pillow while watching you smug sods say how great the game is, actually play it.5. Do anything and everything, then stop and play the game through properly with a decent character.6. Actually try to understand how to use the CS with this version of TES.7. Once working out that I can't, d/l everyone elses mods (including Peregrine's rapier plug-in please :) ) and lose myself for the enxt couple of months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaanicOne Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 1) Get the game2) play game as much as possible3) Go onto TesSource forums and help out poor confused people, as any Staffmember should.4) Drag any n00bs screaming and kicking to Switch, Stampede or any other mod, who will hopefully kick them into the middle of next week for me.5) use CS to do allsorts of cool stuff.6) download millions of mods.7) play OB 'till I'm 80, or something better comes out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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