Your Oblivion Hit List

[ThetaOrionis01]

Heard about mudcrabs by the shore once too often? Been driven over the edge by incessant talk about the Fighters Guild's latest recruitment drive? Infuriated by NPCs treating you like an idiot? Enraged by guards who don't pay their proper respects to a hero ('by the Nine, aren't you the hero of ****** YOU CARROT STEALING SCUM?!')? Fed up with counts and countesses trusting you with their innermost secrets/keys to their bedchambers... but not enough to discuss house prices with you?

 

Vent your anger here!

 

I would like to make it clear that I've never before in a game felt this urge to depopulate the entire gameworld (hey, that 'Armageddon' spell in Ultima VII was pure accident - of the 'I wonder what this button does' kind!! Could have happened to anyone!) - but the NPCs in Oblivion have turned my character into a spell-wielding homicidal maniac.

 

So, if you have an Oblivion hit list, who's on it? Or conversely, if nothing but wholesale slaughter will assuage your anger, is there anyone you would spare?

 

 

After travelling extensively Sevenne now has a grudge against just about everyone she has encountered. After her 'little black book' of people she took a dislike to extended to so many volumes that it alone started to use up her entire carrying capacity Sevenne instead made a list of those she considers worthy of becoming future minions. So, here is Sevenne's list of those she feels benign towards.

 

- Dagail in the Leyawiin Mages Guild - she's the kind of eccentric crazy old woman one could imagine having a house full of cats. Sevenne approves

 

- The Count of Skingrad - Sevenne likes his style

 

- the painter and his wife - they were suitably grateful and grovelling after Sevenne helped them

 

- the woman with the cheese collection

 

- the followers of Sheogorath - they didn't mention mudcrabs or the Fighters Guild. Not even once

 

- the Argonian talking about the rat recipes. Sevenne thought she detected a sense of acerbic humour there, which is, of course, to be encouraged

 

- Sinderion in Skingrad - he seems to be good at his job, and therefore useful

 

- the Emperor's lost heir. Nice voice - unlike all the rest of them

 

- the guy from the Dark Brotherhood - now he's got style! He promised to visit Sevenne again in her sleep soon... is there any place in Cyrodiil that sells low-cut black lace nighties? ;D

 

- Glarthir in Skingrad... there's just the minor snag that he's already dead.

 

- the Anvil girl gang - preying on the gullible and exploiting their prey's base instincts... they're people after Sevenne's own heart

 

- the guy with the weird dreams in Bravil

 

 

Yes. Sevenne really does hold grudges. ;D

[Povuholo]

I would spare the arena fanboy. Why end his life so quickly? I will torture him forever. I would spare M'aiq the liar too, because he made me laugh in MW. and the woman running "a fighting chance" in the imperial market district. I sell all my items to her, and she looks so friendly (after a few big deals). And not to forget Arvena Thelas, because she is a bit weird. Was the female dark elf in MW with the rats called Arvena Thelas as well? The name looks familiar. So many little jokes....

[VaanicOne]

Here goes:

 

- Rignor. I want her Armour. Now.

 

- Glarthir. The Fargoth of OB.

 

- Sir Drad. He's a complete %&$!, but I got my Revenge via Malacath.

 

- Lady Drad. Hates having visitors clearly, revenge also gained via Malacath.

 

- Azura. A grudge that stems from Morrowind.

 

- Hairymonobrow Lex (Or whatever his name is). Pompous fool.

 

- That MG guy. Thanks for almost getting me killed by Necromancers, Jerk.

 

- Marius Caro, count of Leyawiin. Tortures people - sicko.

 

- Jeetum Ze. Thanks for getting me drugged up on Hist, you stupid Lizard.

 

- Ja Fazir. Psychic Kitties should be made Illegal.

 

- Maglir. Two-faced little jerk.

 

- Mehrunes Dagon. The reason is obvious.

[Povuholo]

Here goes:

 

- Glarthir. The Fargoth of OB.

 

I always thought the fanboy was the Fargoth of Oblivion since everyone wants to kill him (tons of movies on the internet on which he gets tortured). Oh well... Let's call him fargoth 2.

[Guest]

man if any of those NPC's get on my nerves i would just save where i'm at then kill them and keep doing that till i'm happy or just don't care any more. That little annoying kid from the arena that likes to hang around u I killed him about 20 times :D !

[finniksa]

Glarthir. But it's ok. After I let a guard chop him to bits, I dragged his corpse back to his house and set him up outside the door. Now, when I have junk items, I drop them on his lap while he stares vacantly across the street. Staring at what, you ask? Staring at that poor woman he had me tail. I now live in his lovely home when I make stops in his fair town. He's my medieval garden gnome.

[m0noxide]

Glarthir. But it's ok. After I let a guard chop him to bits, I dragged his corpse back to his house and set him up outside the door. Now, when I have junk items, I drop them on his lap while he stares vacantly across the street. Staring at what, you ask? Staring at that poor woman he had me tail. I now live in his lovely home when I make stops in his fair town. He's my medieval garden gnome.

Perfect. :P

[DonEuclid]

I only really have one guy in the game that I hate - that jackknob who runs First Edition in the Imperial City. The guy looks and sounds snooty... and the way he says "Good Day" makes me want to introduce him to my mace.

[SoulBlazer_87]

Theta Orionis I would like to announce to you there is a rather helpful spell for you called party hard its here:

http://www.tessource.net/files/file.php?id=2933. realy nice!!!

[Switch]

Monoxide, please don't post one liners, or worse, one word posts, as that's considered spam. Please flesh out your posts a bit more, thanks. ;)

 

Oh ho - now that's a spell, Soulblazer. I'll have to make a "for fun" mod of my own sometime in future.

 

As for a hit list... well, I tolerate patronising NPCs, but only because I'm used to it from many years of MMORPG playing. :D There might be a few, but it's not something I've really thought about. I must contemplate more on this... :ph34r: