Name a game monster (type) and then a crazy weapon to deal with it

[Maharg67]

Name a game monster, from a better known game

then make up a weapon to deal with it being crazy

 

Monster type are furry daedra scamps

Weapon is a form of magic fleas projectile

 

projectile is hurled at scamps (by hands, staff, ring, scroll, etc.) and explodes into thousands of nasty infesting, biting, fast moving, hard to kill fleas. The stricken scamp falls down and rolls around helplessly. Hopefully more than one scamp is struck down or even other types of enemy.

 

Then one chooses to go past or deal more nastily with the victims. Careful not to be flea struck.

 

Weaknesses of weapon: magical flea collar or powder. Perhaps the user should wear one of these.

[The_Vyper]

Monster: Deathclaw

Weapon: Miniature piranha fire-bat delivery canister.

 

Projectile is fired from Rock-It Launcher, or thrown as a grenade. The canister shatters on impact and releases a group of mutated miniature bats. In addition to three rows of razor-sharp teeth, they have a pair of glands just below their tongue (which is triple forked) that fire individually harmless liquids at extreme velocity. These liquids converge at a point roughly six feet ahead of the bats, then ignite. The newly produced flame quickly exceed temperatures of 500 degrees F, thus effectively frying their target. After flaming their target (and sometimes before), the bats feast upon it. A group of ten can eat a brahmin down to the bone in less than a minute.

 

Weakness of weapon: These bats are voracious and will eat anything that has meat on it. This includes you. It is highly recommended that you have access to the pheromone signature of the particular fire-bat colony you're going to be firing/throwing at a meat-covered opponent.

 

 

Monster: Flame Atronach

Weapon: Unholy Maelstrom of Urine

 

This spell is fired as a projectile. Upon impact, the target becomes entrapped in a violent whirlpool of urine. The urine extinguishes the flames of Flame Atronachs, which kills them.

 

Weakness: The smell! By the Nine Divines, the smell!! It's ungodly! No wonder this spell is called 'unholy'; the smell alone could kill you! Please, whatever you do, DO NOT USE THIS SPELL!!! AAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaggghhh!

[Aurielius]

Game Monster: My Lovely Wife

 

Weapons: Unerring ability to interrupt a game at the exact point where a distraction is fatal.

 

Weakness: None

 

Endurance : Unlimited

 

Defense Strategy : Surrender immediately

[Ironman5000]

Monster: My mother in law

 

Buffs/debuffs: +5 perception, -5 intelligence, +101% Disease Dramatization, Smoke Addiction

 

Description: Allusive beast which drains player energy though fake suffering, in an attempt to drain life source/energy/coin

 

Preferred strategy/technique: The Illusive Staff of the Chameleon.

 

EDIT: Oh wait that's not a game monster, ok...

 

Monster: God (must be in one of them)

 

Weapon: The Logic Launcher - fires fossils so God dissolves into nothingness.

Edited March 1, 2015 by Ironman5000