The answer is no.

[Vindekarr]

Best way to survive a bad case of sky fallin' on yer head is to put something in it's way.

 

Grab a nearby tourist, snap them in half, and wear them as a hat, that way the nasty sharp bits of sky will stick in their skull, not yours.

 

Im at a LAN, playing Bad Company 2 and kicking the life out of everyone else in the room, suddenly this little 11 year old who's been letting everyone down jumps up and screams at me that I'm cheating, when rightfully told to shut the f*** up, he throws an object at me and misses, how to retaliate?

[Genzel]

Ignore him politely and know that you are better than that :thumbsup:.

 

Boredom is about to strike, how do I survive?

[Keanumoreira]

Ignore him politely and know that you are better than that :thumbsup:.

 

Boredom is about to strike, how do I survive?

 

Impale someone, that is always fun... :whistling:

 

There's a shark in my pool. How do I proceed?

[Vindekarr]

Check the position of it's fins on it's body, check it's sex and age. Depending on species, you could easily either die or swim safely. A Grey Nurse shark is as gentle as a child, the worst thing they'll do is bump against you-they're really shy and very gentle, and never attack humans. Hell I've even patted one once, at the aquarium. White tip reef sharks and Makos will bite you, and have huge teeth, Great Whites should simply be avoided since they're monumentaly strong and though surprisingly gentle, are merciless hunters, finaly, Bullsharks are like pitbulls, just. darn. nasty.

 

A filthy unwashed and unkempt man in a loin cloth is running around me, screaming and jabbering about climate change, and demanding I not drive my car. What's the best way to kill an environMENTAList.

[Keanumoreira]

Check the position of it's fins on it's body, check it's sex and age. Depending on species, you could easily either die or swim safely. A Grey Nurse shark is as gentle as a child, the worst thing they'll do is bump against you-they're really shy and very gentle, and never attack humans. Hell I've even patted one once, at the aquarium. White tip reef sharks and Makos will bite you, and have huge teeth, Great Whites should simply be avoided since they're monumentaly strong and though surprisingly gentle, are merciless hunters, finaly, Bullsharks are like pitbulls, just. darn. nasty.

 

A filthy unwashed and unkempt man in a loin cloth is running around me, screaming and jabbering about climate change, and demanding I not drive my car. What's the best way to kill an environMENTAList.

 

Run him over with said car, he'll regret everything.

 

Rats have invested my home and are eating me alive!

[Vindekarr]

Rat's eh? only one thing you can do: "KILL IT WITH FIRE!"

 

My stupid friend ate something he shouldnt, and now lazors are randomly shooting out of his mouth, best course of action?

[Keanumoreira]

Rat's eh? only one thing you can do: "KILL IT WITH FIRE!"

 

My stupid friend ate something he shouldnt, and now lazors are randomly shooting out of his mouth, best course of action?

 

Spackle it shut with cement, if not, a bullet to the brain.

 

My house is on fire (Greek fire; water cannot be used against greek fire.). What to do?

[ub3rman123]

Let it burn and salt the earth.

 

Then go take over your neighbor's house.

 

 

A large bird dropping fell into my eye.

[Keanumoreira]

Let it burn and salt the earth.

 

Then go take over your neighbor's house.

 

 

A large bird dropping fell into my eye.

 

Cut your eye out.

 

A serial killer found me. :ermm:

[ub3rman123]

Cut his eye out.

 

My eye has been cut out.