postaldudeleo Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 But then the the hobbitses took over elaide's plane of existance and forced elaide to listen to stupid random junk from over 2000 maddox's aall talking at the same time. at that point all surrounding galaxies imploded because of the waves of crap rolling of the mouths of the army of maddoxes............. Where will the army of hobbits terrorize next?Where is postaldudeleo?Will Bush be elected President? Should gays have children? Find out on the next exciting edition of MTV magazine aka ads for lots of random crap that you dont need! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eiade Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 Eiade traveled back in time to when the hobbit army was about to try to get into her dimesion. she destroyed the entire army by using mini warp holes to literally tear their bodies apart molecule by molecule. they couldn't have ever gone to my planet anyways. its accessable only to gods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawtpoop Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 But the goddess of time survived all of this because time is ever-continuing. The goddess of time, conveniently named Eiade, hits Legionaire head in the back of his legionaire head with a time-snow shuriken. Then he dies. The goddess of time then destroys Kiren's time machine, because she believes it to be wrong. Time is her business. Noone else's. Then she reincarnates Kiren, and tells him to chose a form, and she will transform him into it for the rest of his being or until she changes it. I want to be a pumpkin :halloween: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiren Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 sorry, forgot i switched comps. yes, I want to be a pumpkin. and then OMGOSH DARN I USED MY UBER POWERS AND DE GOD-ED YOU OMG NOW IM THE GOD OF ALL AND YOU ALL DIE OF OLD AGE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexander the Great Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 Sorrion had watched this group mindlessly attempting to kill each other for a long while, but this was too good a chance to let up. He summoned a huge mass of space storm clouds (they go in space, hence the name) and he sent them to every corner of the known universe. The entirety of the universe was filled with snow. Joy. He build snow castles and such with glee in mind. He walked about with a snowball in hand hitting any passerbies he saw. Due to his strength he accidentaly killed most of the people he hit. oh well. AS long as there is snow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
postaldudeleo Posted August 3, 2004 Share Posted August 3, 2004 Postaldudeleo returned and chucked a snowball at maddox. Maddox at Bilbo the hobbit. Bilbo at sorrion. Sorrion at Jesus? And he killed him!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jesus is dead. Why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Well find out why in the next exciting NEW episode on CRAP tv. WE show quality brodcasting like mtv, porn, drew carrey, south park, Jackass, and an exciting new serious by the guys that made Dude wheres my car and by justin timberlake (who survived even though earth was incinerated by th gods)....................: Dude wheres the toilet? See you next time on snowball fight from CrAp.................................TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ëlwe (Thingol) Posted August 4, 2004 Share Posted August 4, 2004 *sulking becouse his mayor Tau invasion has been utterly stopped, and i had a nice story in mind.... damn those gods* :veryangry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexander the Great Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 "Oh shut it" Sorrion told him, as he chucked a well packed piece of snow at the man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eiade Posted August 5, 2004 Share Posted August 5, 2004 Eiade proceeded to turn Kiren into a pumpkin, but not hawtpoop, because he never recieved her blessing. She then dissipated her being to interweave with the fabric of space-time, and existed in every dimension as a being within the strands of the continuum. She relaxed and watched as the mortal Sorrion pelted the others with snowballs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexander the Great Posted August 6, 2004 Share Posted August 6, 2004 Sorrion had decided it was time to become his true self. So as to not strike fear into the hearts of all who saw, he jumped into a huge snowbank. The world began to tremble. It wasnt just shaking, it was a movement that one could feel right to their souls. The random snow pile Sorrion had jumped into began to change, it became a pool of bubbeling goo the color of pepto bismal, new cherry flavor. Sorrion could feel his inner self rising. He had truly become the most powerful being in the snowy universe. He was the unmeltable and indestructable FROSTY THE SNOW MAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Now who will face my rath" He bellowed from what should have been a mouth. Oh and then he threw a snowball at the air and said "take that Eiade". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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