Ancalagon Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 *There is a long pause on the other side, Ancalagon starts to twiddle his thumbs (hey it's Purgatory!) from boredom '999,999,999,999 bottles of beer on the wall, 999,999,999,999 bottles of beeeer.......' "hmm, good thing I'm in here if anything goes bad back on Earth...:blink:' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojlnir Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 *Mojlnir sets about constructing a "transdimensional portal conveniently made of snow" and hides the location somewhere on the outskirts of Minot, North Dakota* *He flicks the switch, types in the coordinates of Purgatory (having been there several times himself) and tosses the control box through the portal* "That should see Ancalagon safely back to this frozen wasteland...I'll leave my private jet here for his use..." *Mojlnir pulls a small box from his pocket and presses a button...* *In the distance massive explosions rip through his crumbling fortress, wiping its existence from the plane of snow* *Whistling a jig, Mojlnir skips off into the snow to find some dinner and get a little homework done...confident that he will return...in a couple of hours* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancalagon Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 *Pokes head through portal, and gets a sense of foreboding that the s*** is about to hit the proverbial fan, ducks back inside and leaves the portal open for any poor soul who is stuck in what is about to unfold... *He also sets the exit coordinates for a little known planet that is conveniently hospitable for humans and prepares to close the portal opening on Earth because he just got that tingling feeling in his shoulder... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akrid Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 *Acrid lands back on the rock with no-one in sight, and a ugly dead bird on the ground. The water has frozen. *wow that was fast *Acrid seems to have won the planet *Acrid creates a empire and a billion shade army, as well as ice mechs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancalagon Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 *Unknowingly, from Ancalagon's pocket falls a second Krikkit ball, as it falls from purgatory it plummets to Earth and smashes into the planet, sending the home of humanity into it's death throes...The whole surface of Earth is engulfed by a massive fire storm and the planet splits in half sending one piece hutling into the moon, smashing it into oblivion, but luckily no one was killed, save a huge army of Ice whatchamacallits... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akrid Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 *Acrid quickly jumps back into his space ship and takes off as the twenty billion other missles hit, He is headed for the sent of Ancalagon *hmm he's dead, well so am I! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancalagon Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 *Ancalagon closes the portal to what once was Earth, and floats a while in Purgatory, and wonders if he should head to center of the universe or the edge...out of nowhere he pulls a cooked hot pocket (pepperoni pizza!) and muches on it while lost in thought... *He nearley chokes as he realizes he isn;t alone, nearby is Acrid, looking very angry...he speaks through a mouthful of hot pockety goodness "MRPh, Er Hy Acmrid....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akrid Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 *Acrid finds himself next to Ancalagon, and takes the pizza and runs away, knowing if he kills Ancalagon he would be alone here. *Acrid jumps through time to the begging of the snow war and finds the dark one, Acrid bites him and gets special powers from him, then before the dark one even relizes what happened, Acrid jumps back to the present time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancalagon Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 *Anacalagon looks perplexed "Erm, Acrid, this is PURGATORY, where are you running to?, everything is gone. And furthermore, I thought we couldn't run in Purgatory, hence me floating...unless..." *takes a step forward, walks around 'Oh well this is nice, I was getting tired of floating around" *pulls another pizza pocket from nowhere in particular 'You couldve asked for one, y'know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akrid Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 *Damn! your not going to eat them forever are you? *Acrid pull out a toater strudel, hmmm maybe human food is not so bad * I can't beleive this is how it ends! I was going to destroy Mojlnir and team up with Peregrine and the vampires and then hunt the bunnies, it went all wrong. I should of listened to Mojlnir when I had the chance. Now I'm here and vampires are supposed to go to hell and mmmm.. this breakfast burrito kicks @ss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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