Peregrine Posted January 17, 2005 Share Posted January 17, 2005 Somewhere, and Everywhere: Indestructable! How dare that mortal do that! Peregrine thought with considerable outrage. He hadn't fought multiple wars, destroyed entire systems just to let worthless mortal set himself up as a new dictator. Fortunately, the solution was simple. Peregrine simply dropped a mile-radius anti-snowball onto it. While not destroyed, the castle was completely removed from the universe, buried forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 Malchik clone is perfectly happy to be buried as long as there is plenty of booze. And Igor will have nowhere to hide. "Got a cavewich?" he asks of the world at random. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 Me:My Castle!!! Me:Peregrine you scum! *ZAP* Former me, now, a pile of coal:Remind me to never mess with the Gods... Even if they are scums! *ZAP* Former pile of coal, now, a "burning" pile of coal:Ok... Ok... Take it coal! I mean, cool! You don't have to burn me... Wait... It's snow everywhere...*Throws snow at myself* Former burning pile of coal, now, an ordinary pile of coal:What the hell shall I do now? I don't want to be a pile of coal!!! Heeeeeeeeelp!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abramul Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 Psychotic Kitten notices a free pile of coal. He grabs some snow, and uses the coal to smelt a bar of Ice-9. He then creates an Ice Hatchet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 Ice Hatchet:Hey! You can't just use me like that! I'ts slavery!*Turns around and cut abramuls fingers of with a mighty swing* Ice Hatchet:Die you evil "coal-to-hatchet-transformer"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abramul Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 Having lost his Fingers of Whatever, Psycho Kitten buries the hatchet. He comments on how dremoras never complain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 The drunken Malchik clone offers the buried hatchet the chance to turn into anything it wants to be (except rich) with a spell of defragging. The clone then slowly fades into the world of frozen pizzas. Accidentally knocking one over they collapse one after the other following the Domino Pizza effect. With that he vanishes totally before the arbiters of lousy jokes catch up with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adras Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 Digging though the snow, Adras finds a piece of coal. *Just my luck!* And then he wipes himself because there is nothing but snow around (FYI: Snow doesnt make very good toilet paper) and feels a sharp pain as the coal suddenly becomes a hatchet! "OWOWOWOWOW!" He runs around holding his buttox looking for a Flintstones Band-Aid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 Malchik, could you please transform me to an Ice-Dragon? So that I can have my revenge on those who use me as toilet paper... Please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 You have been defragged - you can turn into anything you like. So, you're an ice-dragon! I hope also that you are a nice dragon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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