Malchik Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Malchik realise it is his greatest friend and most hated enemy* Switch. *This depends on whether the Switch is in the on or off position. He sends another flea out with an instant arm prosthesis. Hearing drunken babble about cocoa he fires of an enchanted email telling Acrid that he is starting society to stand up for he rights of Cocoa beans. "Those poor little bosmers don't have a chance against bullies like you. Yah boo sucks!" How can people can see me? He wonders. Does the scrying glass work both ways? I'll have to have a word with that second hand car salesman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShinJiOh Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Blasted in to the mountain shin has created a small cavewhich from the outside looks pitchblack.... in this cave shin creates an ice rifle and zero's in on acrid's groin BANG darn i got his leg "SUCK ON THAT" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pack Rat Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 *pack rat looks sadly at the remainings of his artillery* Pack Navy! Pack Navy! This is Rat *looks trough binoculars* Target "P" at alpha zoeloe delta foxtrot! Fire at will! *Canons of the navy ships start bombarding Target "P"eregrine* *Pack Rat looks satisfied* i love modern warfare... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShinJiOh Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 NOOOOOOOOOOOOO my mountainshin falls to the ground ahah another target shin grabs as much snow as possible forms it into a bat and breaks the ice over pack rats head ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Switch Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Not knowing what an arm prosthesis is, he pelts the flea with snow balls. "Yes, I'm in the on position you half wit." He blasts a few snowballs Malchik's way with his Snow Bazooka of +15 1337ness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akrid Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 *Acrid seals off his tower and begins to orginize the cocco beans, only the beans wont cooperate! *Acrid gets angry and fries the beans then goes down stairs to the detinator and activates it, KABOOM!!!!!! *everyone around is blown away in each diffrent direction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShinJiOh Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 hitting the floor with a bang shin looks around to see nothing but more of a desolate iceland with a spire very far off in the distance 8he clanches his teeth, alright now its war Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Wazzat? Malchik is started by the unexpected attack of Rat Pack - er - Pack Rat. He is there to defend Peregrine who remains comatose (most likely drunk). It is the Rat's turn to be fleaed alive. This flea carries the enchantment to make the Rat feel he is Lord of the Rings - er I mean Universe. Meanwhile Shinjioh is attacking some Malchik clone. Where did that come from? He sends another enchanted email. "Watch out, I have an instantly inflatable Uri Geller in my 'How to create a nuclear warhead for the under fives' construction set. He can deal with your spoons!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Switch Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 "AAAAHhhhhhhhh" Switch is blasted away but quickly grabs hold of the hull of the U.S.S. Enterprise L, which just happened to be passing by the section of the universe he was blasted into. He quickly runs across the hull and rips off a nacelle, then rides it back to Earth at Warp 10, jumping off and landing without a scratch. Well, a few lost limbs here and there but nothing too bad. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akrid Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 *Acrid comes down and falls on top of Switch *Fully sober now Acrid starts to dig in the ground Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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