Ancalagon Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 *Ancalagon is upon his Dais overlooking the Blessed Realm, he notices that Malchik is wearing a very bad 'I'm not really dead, but I hope they don't notice' kind of costume, but lets it slide anyways. *Right now, he is more focused on geting loaded and consuming mass quantities of Breakfast Cereals for the time being. He spots Mojlnir having a conversation with two lovely young peanuts. Ancalagon smile to himself, and helps himself to some more of his Dragon Liquor... 'Bottoms up, Gents!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 Malchik realises that owing to commitments (that is him being committed) he will have to be elsewhere for a few days. He leaves several manifestations 'Malchik' around as seasonal decorations. Suddenly the real Malchik cannot be discovered. OOC> Away for three/four days. But I'll be back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaiv Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 The inhabitants of the Universe stand in horror as they see a meteor streak through the sky. They believe that the end is near. Meanwhile, the meteor streaks towawrds Earth... With a thundering crash, it hits the surface. Something emerges... IT IS SLAIV! "As the cleanser of this planet the first thing I will do is-" Slaiv trips and falls off a 275,000 meter cliff. Luckily, he lands on packRAt, and emerges from the snow unharmed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ObsidianKnight Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 Armiena watches the meteor streak towards Earth, and slam into its surface."All guns, target that crater, in case it's that mad-god coming back". "Fire!"Hundreds of turrets swing towards its coordinates, and fire mercilessly. Within minutes, only ash remains in the crater."Well, if anything was there before, it's gone now..." Armiena turns to her domestic advisor to listen to his reports on the colonization of Alpha Centauri and nearby asteroid belts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShinJiOh Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 *Shin wakes up on christmas morning to see ancalagon is wasted off his flippin' rock woah. *Shins gets up and throws a snoball at mojlnir.. now that i'm dead i can do whateva i want. OOC> merry christmas everybody(for those that celebrate it of course) keep in mind this is Australia and it's 824 am the only people who get it before us are those kiwis....mumble mumble inaudible dialogue :angry2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohGr Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 ohGr sits in his chair listening to the radio used throughout the warfield on the planet. ohGr turns to the officer and ask'si dont get it, whats going on here? the officer turns around and replieswell, ever since our landings, we've had sightings of barbaric rituals taking place in open fields, we believe that this ritual they perform is related to satanism, from what we can see their sacrificing sheep for power, and just today a group of soldiers were caught out in the open, what your hearing through that radio is the soldiers fighting them off...killing them off really, they all use primitive weapons, and compared to out plasma rifles, they dont stand a chance ohGr looks around the room and saysi just found something out about that Necrowizard guy, it turns out, the one we saw was a clone in a disuise of malchik designed to self detonate at a random time, but what i dont get, is why he turned to dust instead of blowing up the officer smiles and repliesi defused him a while ago, i always had a sneaky suspicion over necrowizards in this day and age ohGr saysgood work, this'll mean that youll have my personal assurance upon applying for different positions in this base, now...im going to grab that rifle, and do some target practice the officer respondswe dont have dummy's ohGr smiles and sayswarm beer cans, they never fail for target practice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtKing1239 Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Don wakes up Christmas morning. He stretches, smiles, and makes his way upastairs to the beautiful and glorious tree. As he looks over the presents, he sees one large, quavering gift. It is scribbled on with a sharpie, in big black letters; it says, "For the Morrowind Source Forums. DO NOT OPEN TILL X-MAS." Realizing he is the first one to find the package, he opens it... and realizes his mistake. Right before 1,000 feet of snow covers the entire snow arena, burying everyone in it alive, he sees a note fly at his face: From Santa- No-one creates anything having to do with snow without my permission. Fin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pack Rat Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 Mars II, The Capital, 08.00 AM Pack Rat sits in his chair and looks trough the window. He remembers the beginning of the war till the end of it...The terrible loses all sides suffered and the enormous destruction.He remembers how it started on Earth I. There were 3 sides in the war...Acrid, Lord of Earth IPack Rat, Lord of Earth IIPeregrine, Lord of Earth III.Acrid began the war by invading Earth II and Earth III space.Peregrine at that moment was the weakest of the three lords. His forces were nothing compared to the fleet of Acrid and Pack Rat's massive fleet. The first battle in the war took place at the jump-hole between Earth I and Earth II orbit.Acrids fleet was hopping to surprise Pack Rat's forces. However it turned out otherwise. From the moment Acrids fleet came trough the hole they realised that the element of surprise was gone. No one was there... However before the hour was over the massive fleet appeared and destroyed all battleships that had entered Earth II space... Acrids troops fled and Pack Rat made the way clear for Peregrines troops. However it seemed the war would end there... But all who hoped for peace again was fooled... Peregrine broke the alliance and attacked Pack Rat. It soon became a clash of titans... Pack Rat forces were far more advanced and stronger than the simple battleships witch Peregrines fleet existed off. However Peregrine realised the would never be able to defeat Pack Rat in battle, he found an other way. Peregrine destroyed Earth II and killed thousands of innocent people. Pack Rat and his fleets and all the people who could be evacuated saw their homes fade away in the massive explosion...After that Pack Rat withdrew from the war and hoped he would end it this way... Peregrines madness grew with the day and everywhere people started to fight Peregrine. Ancalagon was one of them... However he was assassinated by Peregrines men... Mojlnir and several others created their fleet and started to fight Peregrine... Pack Rat returned on the scene with the colonisation of Mars II. Mars II remained neutral in the war and grew to a vast enormous economic and military strength. Peregrine realised that if Pack Rat would declare war upon him he would be crushed... Peregrine used Mars II people to eliminate Pack Rat by rebelliating against him...Pack Rat fled with a group of still loyal soldiers and started a guerilla-war against Peregrine... A few days later Peregrine fled the war... Pack Rat took back command of Mars II and the other rebels withdrew to restore their fleet and made sure they would be ready for the day Peregrine returned... The war ended there and Mars II kept growing to a vast and small empire, waiting for the day that they would have to take up weapons again... Pack Rat feels the scar on his face and sighs It will happen again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaiv Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 As shell after shell explodes in the crater, slaiv bolts out and hides behind a rock..only to emerge and get hit in the chest with a bullet. luckily, slaiv puts snow in the hole, which somehow becomes flesh and blood. SHaKen, but not injured, slaiv wanders off to find the nearest toilet.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShinJiOh Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Shin... the lord of the spoon and almighty cavewich decides that being dead is a good thing. meaning he can wreak havoc on the known worlds. the dead should aid the living, not hinder them - metroid prime Shin goes out to find his next victim, the first he sees is slaive walking into a port-a-loo he grabs 2 mounds of ice and forms a cavewich around the "loo" locking slaive in. "mmmmmmmmmmmm.............. cavewich" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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