What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

[XanAlderon]

I've never had one of these... 'klondike bars' ... sooooo, can't say I'd do much...

[Vindekarr]

I'd smartbomb Jita 4/4 for a klondike bar.

 

Ok ok ok let me explain that joke. Jita planet four moon four is a player trading hub in EVE Online, lots of players going in n out constantly. A Smartbomb is a high-power EVE weapon that does significant damage over a wide area, I think you can guess where this is going. In EVE, PVP even in secure "highsec" space is totaly within the rules, EVE has really only a handful of rules in it's book, but one of them is that NOBODY, but NOBODY smartbombs Jita 4/4, it's supposedly instant, permanent ban from the game via IP.

 

And even if CCP didn't IP ban you, you'd have another problem. In EVE everyone's got a "sec status" that drops from PVP (to discourage rampages in safe areas), you lose about 0.4 for every hit on a player, now, if you hit the usual 80 guys around Jita at any one time, you'd get into deep - territory, and be unable to leave, probably rendering thqat particular character useless for all eternity, and very very infamous, since it would be the ULTIMATE way to tick the community off, as most of the people in Jita are defenceless daytraders. One way or other, it'd be a helluva thing to do, but I doubt anyone's stupid enough to try for anything less than a klondike bar. :nuke:

[antonkr]

I'd smartbomb Jita 4/4 for a klondike bar.

 

Ok ok ok let me explain that joke. Jita planet four moon four is a player trading hub in EVE Online, lots of players going in n out constantly. A Smartbomb is a high-power EVE weapon that does significant damage over a wide area, I think you can guess where this is going. In EVE, PVP even in secure "highsec" space is totaly within the rules, EVE has really only a handful of rules in it's book, but one of them is that NOBODY, but NOBODY smartbombs Jita 4/4, it's supposedly instant, permanent ban from the game via IP.

 

And even if CCP didn't IP ban you, you'd have another problem. In EVE everyone's got a "sec status" that drops from PVP (to discourage rampages in safe areas), you lose about 0.4 for every hit on a player, now, if you hit the usual 80 guys around Jita at any one time, you'd get into deep - territory, and be unable to leave, probably rendering thqat particular character useless for all eternity, and very very infamous, since it would be the ULTIMATE way to tick the community off, as most of the people in Jita are defenceless daytraders. One way or other, it'd be a helluva thing to do, but I doubt anyone's stupid enough to try for anything less than a klondike bar. :nuke:

Why does this make me want to get an EVE account, save up a bit for a ship and a smartbomb :teehee:

[BarefootWarrior]

Don't like them...soooooooooo..not a damn thing. :tongue:

[CommanderCrazy]

I'd smartbomb Jita 4/4 for a klondike bar.

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Why does this make me want to get an EVE account, save up a bit for a ship and a smartbomb :teehee:

 

Id do it with you :devil:

Hell we'd go completely unnoticed at first, pose as traders, buy some stuff to look legit, and on the way out.... BOOOOOOOOOOOOM :devil:

[Thor.]

I'd smartbomb Jita 4/4 for a klondike bar.

 

Ok ok ok let me explain that joke. Jita planet four moon four is a player trading hub in EVE Online, lots of players going in n out constantly. A Smartbomb is a high-power EVE weapon that does significant damage over a wide area, I think you can guess where this is going. In EVE, PVP even in secure "highsec" space is totaly within the rules, EVE has really only a handful of rules in it's book, but one of them is that NOBODY, but NOBODY smartbombs Jita 4/4, it's supposedly instant, permanent ban from the game via IP.

 

And even if CCP didn't IP ban you, you'd have another problem. In EVE everyone's got a "sec status" that drops from PVP (to discourage rampages in safe areas), you lose about 0.4 for every hit on a player, now, if you hit the usual 80 guys around Jita at any one time, you'd get into deep - territory, and be unable to leave, probably rendering thqat particular character useless for all eternity, and very very infamous, since it would be the ULTIMATE way to tick the community off, as most of the people in Jita are defenceless daytraders. One way or other, it'd be a helluva thing to do, but I doubt anyone's stupid enough to try for anything less than a klondike bar. :nuke:

Why does this make me want to get an EVE account, save up a bit for a ship and a smartbomb :teehee:

 

 

I'm waiting for Dust514, eve servers and rpg combined :thumbsup: Literally. Same creators as eve.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02IKSV70vRs

 

I want a drumstiiickk.

Edited September 29, 2011 by Thor.

[somerandomsheepthathops]

I would hack into Bethesda and destroy all the work they've done on skyrim :devil: (Nothing against bethesda or anything!)

[antonkr]

I would hack into Bethesda and destroy all the work they've done on skyrim :devil: (Nothing against bethesda or anything!)

Before you do it send a copy to my email and I'll get you an extra bar :thumbsup:

[Illiad86]

Ah haha...I love those old commercials for Klondike Bars. They are pretty good too :)

 

Hmmm...what would I do?

 

I'd eat a whole can of peas and enjoy it :P

[somerandomsheepthathops]

I would hack into Bethesda and destroy all the work they've done on skyrim :devil: (Nothing against bethesda or anything!)

Before you do it send a copy to my email and I'll get you an extra bar :thumbsup:

 

Make it two bars and we have a deal!