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Out: A dreamer, muttering the usual nonsense about Dagoth Ur; and in need of a wash and a change of clothing. At least...

In:  A special, first edition of the Five Songs of King Wulfharth, beautifully bound and with Alandro Sul's name on the inside cover. 

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Out: A quartet singing: Old Knocker.   About the king not about how long the word knockers has been around describing women's (you know what.).

In: A potion for Morrowind's people that doesn't cure the Corprus (meaning the skin Blight from Red Mountain).

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Out: A few counterfeit coins with King Helseth's portrait on them.

In: Those same few counterfeit coins.

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Out: Helseth's Ring - yippee - I soooo wanted that! It's mine. it's mine. It's mine!

In: A copy of The Common Tongue, slightly creased, carrying a rambling and protracted story suggesting that Helseth is a murderer. 

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Out: A copy of the book A Game at Dinner, with a dinner invitation from King Helseth tucked between the pages.

In: A ticket for a fast hydrofoil ferry between Windhelm, Raven Rock, and Blacklight, dated hundreds of years after the main events of Skyrim.

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Out: A recording of Ferry Cross the Yorgrim, a postcard from Raven Rock signed Neloth xxx and some rock.

In: A dragon scale purported to be from Alduin himself. It's certainly black. Looks like onyx to me...

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Out: It's obvious now that Alduin was an immature dragon.  The fully grown and mature ones have golden colored, or rainbow colors in their scales.  He must have really been upset about his scales not becoming Bright and shiny gold or maybe he's a she and was really upset because they didn't have a rainbow colors.

In: A wooly mammoth trunk found outside Whiterun someone appeared to have put on a stick over a fire pit and didn't get a chance to cook it properly. 

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Out: A thank-you from Barbas, which includes an invitation to help him with something at Haemar's Shame.

In: An old pre-decimization UK sixpence coin.

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Out: A recording of Tommy Steele's Half a Sixpence. The sixpence is returned, along with a hacksaw.

In: Six sunflower seeds.

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