Magical Vending Machine

[Pagafyr]

Out: A tattoo artist's dream of giving an angel a tattoo where no one would ever see it unless she was naked.

In: A martini shaken not stirred. 

 

[zixi]

Out: James Bond himself. Frankly, I'd rather have Superman he could dig the new flower border much faster than we can... and do some others while he was at it. But anyway, we have 007 and we'll have to make do...

In: A (garden) fork.

[Pagafyr]

Out: The plant moving tool with two prongs to lift a plant with soil around it's roots when moving it so it doesn't cause the plant to into shock.

In: A collection of items to mix together; dry tree leafs, cut shoots of indigenious meadow grass no seed or roots attached, some sea weed that washed up on the shore, and some plankton too.

[AaronOfMpls]

Out: A friendly plant golem to help zixi with yard work.

In: A chocolate coin wrapped in gold-toned foil.

Edited May 10, 2024 by AaronOfMpls

[Pagafyr]

Out: The stuff to make gold pirates teeth for a Halloween costume.

Thx for the chocolatte. Yum!

In: A beach towel, a swim suit, a pair of flipflops, and a beach umbrella.  A cassette tape playing the song, Two tickets to Paradise on the car cassette player while driving to the beach.

[zixi]

Out: A recording of The Beach Boys singing Fun, Fun, Fun. And some candyfloss.

In:  The candyfloss... It got stuck to the vending machine on the way out... I hope it's not broken... 

 

[Oblivionaddicted]

Out: An edible bearded pink panther

In: A flask of dwemer oil, dwemer scrap metal and a repair hammer

[AaronOfMpls]

Out: A Dwemer Centurion that looks oddly thankful instead of attacking you.

In: One of Donald Knuth's reward checks for $2.56 (1 hexadecimal dollar, 0x$1.00) for finding an error in one of his books.

[zixi]

Out: A Turing Machine.

In: An apple. (Ashmeads Kernel)

Edited May 12, 2024 by zixi
forgot apple variety... It may be relevant...

[Oblivionaddicted]

A Mac Intosh dwemer and scottish machine.

 

Charcoal, a torch and a lighting scroll