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Out: An arm with the hand with a death grip on Umbra making it hard get it out of the little six inch square window.

In: A form signed by Boba Felt to get enough to clear all his debts and live happily ever after.

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Out: A miniature dessicated sarlacc with the warning to be careful how much water you add.

In: Lesson 36 of the Lessons of Vivec, complete with bookmark and special dreugh binding; and signed by Vivec himself. 

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Out: A letter of appreciation from librarian Urag gro-Shub in Winterhold, addressed to whichever of your Elder Scrolls characters collected that volume.

In: An old MOS 6502 CPU.

 

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22 hours ago, AaronOfMpls said:

Out: A letter of appreciation from librarian Urag gro-Shub in Winterhold, addressed to whichever of your Elder Scrolls characters collected that volume.

This made me laugh out loud! Excellent!

Out: An Apple you could keep as a PET if you wanted to.

In: An Ash Statue... (stand well back)... 

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Out: A statue that was Dagoth Ur from Morrowind because he took a peek outdoors; after being exposed to bright sunlight because of staying inside his mountain too long.

In: Chitin armors were made from the exoskeleton of large insect .

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Out: a broadcast device that the dwemer coherer is part of.

In: a roll of cloth, a 3D printer, and different colors of ink.

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Out: An amazing fiber-reinforced sculpture -- or at least it would be, if you put the pattern in too.  As it is, you get the ingredients back, with the 3D printer flashing an error message.

In: a 45 RPM record single of the Beatles' "She Loves You"

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Out: An apple pie, hot from the oven (and a bowl of home-made ice-cream  from another quite different thread.

In: Meridia's Beacon from she-who-commands-and-is-totally-ignored (or even modded out).

(Look after your own temple. You shouldn't be so careless. I'm busy! Call yourself a Daedric Prince!)

 

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2 hours ago, zixi said:

In: Meridia's Beacon from she-who-commands-and-is-totally-ignored (or even modded out).

😆 Yah, my characters have been known to leave that untouched in whatever chest it's in when I'm not quite in the mood for that quest yet.  (So "a new hand" doesn't touch the beacon. 🙂)

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Anyway...

Out: a slip of paper reading "I.O.U. 1 Dawnbreaker"

In: a CD of Spın̈al Tap's Break Like The Wind

 

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