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Out:  A donkey I was nose to nose with when it happened.  Thankfully.

In: Adamantium Ore · Belladonna Berries · Comberry · Daedra's Heart* · Frost Salts · Heartwood* · Void Salts

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Out: The Sword of Bannish. This sword captures the soul's essence then sends the remaining dregs of consciousness to gaze into the Ban for Fun thread where the non-souls wail in anguish as they have to read the nonsense  interesting ideas but can't join in. They can have every 19th day off in order to replay for eternity the checking out at Seyda Neen. In addition it produces a 'Vivec is Silly' sticker at random. There are 17 to collect in all.

In:  Berit's Ashes!

7 hours ago, Oblivionaddicted said:

I keep the adamantium ore to craft an armor

How did the armour turn out?

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Out: A thank you letter from Thadgeir, and a blessing of Arkay from Runil.

In: One dragon scale each from Alduin, Mirmulnir, Sahloknir, Vuljotnaak, Nahagliiv, Viinturuth, and three random dragons.

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6 hours ago, zixi said:

Out: The Sword of Bannish. This sword captures the soul's essence then sends the remaining dregs of consciousness to gaze into the Ban for Fun thread where the non-souls wail in anguish as they have to read the nonsense  interesting ideas but can't join in. They can have every 19th day off in order to replay for eternity the checking out at Seyda Neen. In addition it produces a 'Vivec is Silly' sticker at random. There are 17 to collect in all.

In:  Berit's Ashes!

How did the armour turn out?

You can't craft anything with a single piece of adamantium.

 

Out: an incomplete set of dragonscale armor

In: a skoma bottle, a cliffracer plume and yarn

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Out: a moment of solemn thought about the first time I was attacked by cliffracers.  And now about how well they go with Skoma and Yams.

In: Wednesday Addams's favorite doll. 

QUESTION: Amelexia's soul in Azura's Star?!  Was that, that red glowing pointed stone I tossed to skip it across the water.  Are you saying it had the woman's soul inside that banned Levitation in her city?  About time someone managed her madness about levitation.  I still have a cart load of Levitations scrolls for sale; 500 Gold Septims apiece. 

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Out: Eddie Munster's favorite toy.

In: A 3½" floppy of Disk 1 of The Elder Scrolls: Arena.

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Out: A birthday card with an imperial crown on the front and the caption: 'Happy 43rd Birthday Uriel'. It  is signed Jagar Tharn xxx

In: A small, ornate bottle labelled 'Essence of Magic - Eau de Toilette' (use sparingly). 

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Out: A quite pleasant-smelling golem.

In: Two Tickets to Paradise 🎫🎫

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Out: a couple wearing their wedding garb who went to Las Vegas in the man's brand new 1965 Ford Mustang Covertable to get married and as man and wife ended up returning home via Greyhound in clothes they got from the Salvation Army Store.

In: 365 10 year old still wrapped piecies of unsweetned bubble gum.

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