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Out: Kit Marlowe - the man himself. The author of Dr Faustus (in English). He is slightly bemused about all the fuss there is about how Henry Porter wrote the funny bits. He also wonders where his sword is. I decide to go gently with this one:

"Were you really a double agent, Kit? And was your death a murder or an accident?"

See, I can do tact when necessary.

In: A dog toy. This is in the shape of a pink pig and it's kind of flat and crinkly. If you're The Dog then it's great for swinging about your head and twirling round in circles.

Exasperated by the actions of a particular person, the toy is named "Evil *************" where all those stars stand for the name of said person.

 

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Out: A surprisingly happy werewolf, who'd been looking all over for that toy.  Scary as he looks, he only wants to lick your face.  And he knows his strength to avoid hurting you. 🐺

In: A quite realistic styrofoam jack-o-lantern with a night light bulb inside it. 🎃

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Out:  A story that tells us about how pumpkins began getting used for lanterns.  A time before people had other reasons (like we do today) to make Jack-O-Lanterns for Halloween.

In:  The movie that is now a perfect movie Family entertainment.  Rise of the Guardians

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Out: The Guardian of Od Nua from Pillars of Eternity. He is in a particularly bad mood so there is nothing to do but to smack him a lot and fire off spells in his general direction. Fresh from the success of dealing with him at Level 13 in PoE, he isn't that problematic and there's still time for a cup of coffee and a slice of cake.

In: The Guardian dropped the Edge of Reason which is a unique battle axe but to be honest, battle axes are not something I know much about so I'll stick it back into the MVM in the hope that what emerges is something better...

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Out: Snow White's life journal telling about the seven dwarfs while she slept under glass during the day after taking a bite out of the a juicy rad apple.  No one knew she awakened at night.  She went out while everyone was asleep and spent the evenings searching for her prince charming..

In.  The last story of the series about four men who were called The Three Musketeers.

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Out: Jonathan Archer's (Star Trek Enterprise) dog, Porthos. What a beagle is going in the MVM is a mystery. Anyway, he is very waggy and happy so perhaps there were trees in the MVM. Who knows.

In: A ciabatta, freshly baked and a Spanish Manchego cheese.

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Out: A brown rice paddy made to look like a Hamburger.  With Swiss cheese with holes in it.

In: A corn dog.

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Out: A corn dolly. This is 'The Harvest Mouse' one of the incredible corn dollies made by Neil Thwaites. It depicts a couple of harvest mice climbing up a wheat stem.

In: Five beans. They look like ordinary runner beans. They are red and glossy with black splotches. Perhaps they are magic beans. You decide.

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