Magical Vending Machine

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Out: Kit Marlowe - the man himself. The author of Dr Faustus (in English). He is slightly bemused about all the fuss there is about how Henry Porter wrote the funny bits. He also wonders where his sword is. I decide to go gently with this one:

"Were you really a double agent, Kit? And was your death a murder or an accident?"

See, I can do tact when necessary.

In: A dog toy. This is in the shape of a pink pig and it's kind of flat and crinkly. If you're The Dog then it's great for swinging about your head and twirling round in circles.

Exasperated by the actions of a particular person, the toy is named "Evil *************" where all those stars stand for the name of said person.