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I was doing the Galidur amulet quest, and was in the final encounter(s). I had arrow after arrow sticking out of me, and got Fus Roh Dah'd ALL OVER THE DAMNED ROOM. I'd fly across the room, watch my character slowly get up (with an obvious look of frustration), arrows protruding out of everywhere (including one sticking straight out of the top of my head), plod over, take a swipe, and then... Shouted across the room again.

 

That's what I get for playing a melee/restoration oriented character.

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I was at that fort near whiterun that is at the river on the way to ivarstead. I shouted an archer off into the water, and down at the bottom she was kind of half stuck between water, land, and the bridge. I approached the edge and all of a sudden about 20 arrows came flying up like a machine gun and nearly killed me haha. I think she was glitched on/off land or something really quickly and it happened? I waited a little while longer to see if it would happen again but no go
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Oh man, I don't believe will have ever a hilarious moment at a game like one I had on Oblivion (although it was caused by a mod it was not part of the mod script)... it would do wonders at Skyrim too.

 

Let's just imagine it happened so I can give you an idea of the mess.

 

It all began when I got into an inn after a extenuating day hunting rabbits, taking herbs and fleeing from mudcrabs. The in is full of all kind of warriors and legionnaires (those who played Oblivion will know which inn it is). After smalltalking with everyone I rent a bed and go up to the deserved rest.

 

So I thought, but I'm interrupted very much dark broterhood style by that guy wearing heavy armor paladin like with start a talk about female demon and what so ever I don't get a thing... and then he just attacks... Since I did not sense evil in him and think the whole thing is a big mistake I yield and he accepts... just that he gets there still like a dead draugr, with no greetings anymore, the perfect image of someone who lost all the purpose on life (what actually happened since that broke the quest helplessly, nobody at the mod's team thought someone would yield, I guess).

 

That would be the end of the story if those bellow did not hear the clashes and come stair up and began to bash the poor guy. Somewhat he manages to scape to the main saloon and I go behind the mob to watch the mess. To prevent being "involved" in the fight I take a post behind the inn counter, I (the player) at this point could not help laughing to death, since the paladin (I learned later he was one indeed) was an essential NPC, he had faint a few times already and left behind a few customers corpses. Somehow he manages to get out by the front door and I follow...

 

Well, I must confess I try to follow... I got pinned behind the counter by a pillow (no joking) ... the roof too low to allow me to jump over the d(word) thing or the counter itself... so I'm forced to resort to TCL, get out and TCL again and then I go out to see the fight is still hot but with a slight difference, someone managed to steal the paladin's armor, he was there all in underwear fighting for life (I guess the female kajiit innkeeper is to blame for it, reinforced by she was an expert pickpocket trainer)... at this point at least half of the in customers was already with x x eyes and some more legionnaires was coming from the road... then I decided to load a previous save.

 

PS: I reported the issue to the author and the issue was corrected it seems, sad thing, should not, that was really the best and most hilarious moment I had with any game.

The mod is "Tears of the Fiend", I believe most here know well.

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My own humerous moment came early in the game, shortly after the first dragon attack in the main quest. I happened to come across a fight between a dragon and giant, near a giant encampment. I watched for a moment, then decided to run in and help the giant finish the dragon off. Once the dragon dies, the giant, for a second or two, goes calm. As I turn to face the giant to take a good look at him and "thank" him for his help, he decides to view me as a threat ( or maybe got ticked that I interfered with his fight), and with one overhead swing...WHAM!...sends me into orbit. "Hey! I can see Dawnstar from here!" :) Edited by Wraith Darkholm
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