Skyrim WTF Moments

[SubjectProphet]

I killed a bandit and he began spinning. In circles. And he flew. Like a bird. Into some water. Still spinning. And flying. Like a bird.

 

:)

[Mystra007]

Level 55 atm, haven't had a single WTF Moment so far but one:

 

Apparently killing a chicken in this game is an absolutely heinous crime.

You can shoot 20 arrows at a guard before he decide to defend himself, but

if you kill a chicken - even when stealthed - the whole town and your

companions will turn on you(regardless of bountry/witnesses).

 

Had to reload due to an attack from the riften housecarl after killing a chicken

in riften - she had never joined me and was in the house, so not a witness and

I had no bounty. Apparently I own Honeyside, but not the sacred chickens in

the garden.

 

I try to stay far away from chickens now. Also, I like how the salmon comes

with pre-cut salmon steaks. I guess you just pull a cord after it's dead and it

disassemble into salmon steaks. Tamriel also need a daedra prince of

food conservation - always interesting to find fresh vegetables in a place no

one had set foot in for "30 - 40 years".

Edited February 10, 2012 by Mystra007

[Garagorn888]

Just had a major wtf moment.

 

 

I was just wandering towards my house near Whiterun on a normal sunny day.

 

Then, suddenly, a dragon appeared on the horizon. Fortunately, my extreme boredom with fighting and the use of the 'kill' command dealt with that pretty quickly.

 

But then... strangely, a giant appeared on the other side of the river opposite where the dragon was, just staring at the dragon's corpse.

 

That alone was an extremely weird moment for me.

 

I then thought maybe it was a friendly giant, if it had the right AI messages to stare at dragon corpses.

 

I was wrong. The giant started attacking me. But then, my extreme boredom and the use of my favourite shout gave me a brilliant idea.

 

 

SEND IT AWAY!

 

Basically, I used the Unrelenting Force shout on that big idiot and sent him floating away down the river.

Very strangely, he died. Seriously, I didn't fire a shot from my bow nor did I draw my sword. The river just killed him.

 

WTF!!!

[Guern]

Tamriel also need a daedra prince of food conservation - always interesting to find fresh vegetables in a place no one had set foot in for "30 - 40 years".

:laugh:

[lquebecois]

This is my first time through an RPG, so everything is new to me. Nevertheless, I was a little shocked when a cute little fox was killed right in front of me by a wolf. I tried to run up to save it but I was too late. It made me think of Darwin for some reason.

 

I was perhaps even more surprised when fighting a dragon after it and a Wooly Mammoth started going at it as well. Before I knew it the Wooly Mammoth defeated the dragon. I didn't expect the dragon to lose, and now I have greater respect for the WM!!

 

Was it early in the game? Dragons will get harder as you level, and you'll see more colors! Some will even have proper names, though only shows in combat and not after the kill.

 

Yeah, I'm always trying to help rabbits. I made the mistake of helping one tho that was stuck swimming upstream in a river and not going anywhere. I gave it a light one word shout which helped it escape but then it ran past Lydia, my follower at the time, who quickly killed it, saying, "That'll teach you!" Apparently, followers takes shouts as initiating combat.

 

fail xD

[Zuser]

Using "Ice Form" on a Frost Troll at a VERY steep hill, he cartwheeled all the way down and started to propell off into the sky o_O

 

Another time was when I Fast Travelled to the Dark Brotherhood, and I heard a *thud* behind me, I turned around to see a Dead naked Hunter, when I checked his loot he still had his equipment, but not equipped... :S

 

Paralyzing Strike Perk sometimes makes enermies have the most insane and airborne seizures...

 

Saw some guy running ontop of a Horse who also ran off along the road, the guy -while running on the horseback and getting nowhere- screamed for help... What the hell?

 

And ofc, we all know the starting bug where the Horse kills itself and the Prisoner Wagon goes flying off into the distance... >_<

[SallalePop]

This video is a huge collection of WTF moments. The guy's subtitles make it hilarious.

 

There is also part 2 and 3.

Edited February 12, 2012 by SallalePop

[rumoon]

Link fail.

 

Part 1:

 

[beazalbob69]

I was running around somewhere and I noticed 3 wolves running away from me. Took me awile to catch up with them so I could kill them. I killed them and was looting the corpses when I turn around and come face to face with a large Male Elk. Thing was staring right at me! Then it started screaming, whistling, yelling, whatever right at me. I didnt know if it was going to attack me or what. After a few seconds it stops turns around and runs away. I guess it was thanking me for killing the wolves that were chasing it? Great WTF moment.

[Xarnac]

Dawnstar museum courier just delivered his note without any clothes on with my last character. Very weird. Edited February 13, 2012 by Xarnac