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The Object To Your Left Is Now Your Weapon In A Zombie Apocalypse


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Situation:

My situation somewhat improved from the last time http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/dance.gif

 

Weapons:

To my left I've got a 1903 Singer sewing machine (that thing weights a ton), a wrench, a leather jacket along with jeans, aviator sunglasses and biker boots (what I wear while driving my bikes). I also have a disassembled 80GB Barracuda hard drive, ASUS motherboard, 12V 1.3Ah battery and a rubik's cube.

 

Course of action:

I'll baricade the door with a sewing machine, throw the alluminum plate to cut off a zombie's head after they get in, throw the rest of the hard drive parts on them along with a motherboard and the battery. Then I'm going to use the rubik's cube as a distraction while I grab the wrench and beat them to death. Awesome http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/thumbsup.gif

 

Coolnes factor:

While doing all that, I'm going to look cool in my bike-driving outfit http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/cool.gif

 

Conclusion:

If a zombie apocalypse happens, the least you can do is to look cool while bludgeoning zombies with a wrench http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/yes.gif

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Another improvment!

 

To my left is a large table, my rifle, my squadmate's rife, my bandolier, and after I click post I'm putting my phone to my left. So count that in too.

 

 

So, I'll block the door with the table, use the rifles to kill the zombies, and survive by calling in for pizza delivery on my phone.

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history book?

can't I use the object to my right? it would fare better in a head bludgeoning senario.

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An unloaded 9mm handgun and a single hollow point bullet.* I'm screwed. :facepalm:

 

 

*The loaded clip(15rds) is to my right, spent the last of my JHPs at a friends house over the weekend. $1 per shot! The single loose bullet is the +1.

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Oh no, the object to my left is a box of Cheerios. :facepalm: Maybe I can use it as bait, hopefully they'll decide to eat that instead of me.

But I'm really probably just gonna die so...

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Uh oh, big rubber maid containers... Or a lamp.
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