ub3rman123 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 ...Nail clippers and a copy of Blazing Saddles. Uh-oh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syco21 Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 A handgun and some other assorted tools that would be illegal in almost every other country and in some states. However, I really don't have enough of any of it to survive a zombie outbreak. On the bright side, the nearest gun store is only a mile away and the nearest army base is, at most, 20 minutes away by car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frakle Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 Headphonesfallout 3obliviondaoskyrima pillowgum Things are definitely not looking good for the home team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoba333 Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 I have a pillow to my left... maybe I can smother them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VesemirTheWitcher Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 The object to my left is... MY GRANDMA!! HELL YES!Zombies beware! You'll be nagged at! You'll be made to vaccum the floor, clean your room, go to church EVERY MORNING aaaand do your homework RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER!!! Welcome to hell! *jk i really love her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bethjunkie Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 Power billOpen can of Mello Yello... The zombies curiously peek at my electric bill and are so horrified by the number of digits they jump into the can of soda and drown themselves in order to escape. Win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FnimonSni Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 My math homework... I never thought that it would come useful in real life! :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor. Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 (edited) As you turn to the Zombies I'm already dead inside, they Groan silently and nod as they walk silently away, zombie style. Directed at previous poster :teehee: Home work :teehee: :teehee: things beside me, a psvita, a can opener and a Keychain :teehee: Edited March 4, 2012 by Thor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delikatessen Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 To my left is:My iguana, sitting on the desk.A plate, that holds my taco.An Arch Linux disk, used to install Arch Linux (duh).A keychain, for holding keys.Abrahadabra by Dimmu Borgir, used for listening to.Another monitor, containing Winamp. So... shall I have my iguana maul the zombies' feet, throw the plate at their faces, install Arch Linux on a computer then throw the computer at them, choke them with a keychain, blast symphonic metal so their heads explode, or throw the other monitor at them? I think I'll use the monitor. Alternatively, my cat just showed up after I type all of this out and almost clicked "Post". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
62firelight Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 To my left is nothing but curtains. Aw crap. :wallbash: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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