Thor. Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 (edited) Gatekeeper is soon to come.The story of the Sk0.oma trade and Sheogorath continuesSkooma delivery for Sheogoarth, A loud rumbling voice whispers SHHHHHHHHHHH!!! not so loud do you want everyone in Shivering Isle's to here you, it turns out it was to late. Suddenly a nord in rags jumps out all crazy and silly like, as the delivery khajiit watches in shock, he notices a piece of wood tied on the back of his ragged shirt written my name is MR Derp!.. He decided it was funny to to pretend he was to deliver it to sheogorath himself. Does it get there is the question ???? to be continued :blink: Edited March 23, 2013 by Thor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyro Posted March 23, 2013 Author Share Posted March 23, 2013 Oh, I bet I can predict the outcome! ... They all throw a party! Correct? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor. Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 (edited) Nope chapter 234 greed of the Herps Clan Another Nord in rags jumps out who she claims to be Derps Wife who is a Breton by the way, just looks like a nord, as she tries to sanely explain her husbands action to the delivery khajiit, The bretons name is MRS derpina the 3rd by the way in a very important clan in Shivering isles. The delivery khajiit didn't wan't to cause any more ruckus so he decided to run off because it was getting late for his next round of deliveries, he's on a tight schedule you see. Edited March 23, 2013 by Thor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyro Posted March 23, 2013 Author Share Posted March 23, 2013 Do they throw a party after his deliveries? I'm sorry, but the party just seems so fun that I can't stop thinking about it! I need something to distract me... perhaps cheese? Haha! Cheese is turning out to be my favourite thing! Ok, now I have some cheese. Please continue with your story. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor. Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 (edited) the story of the skooma trade and sheogorath.. chapter 5332232423432423423342432 the clan of the herps secret?? The crazy couple look at the prize they have won and asks themselves how are they going to carry all that skooma back to the house of meme?? derp looks at Derpina in confusion, mr derp suddenly had a flash forward and ponders to himself???, what about horses, Mr's derpina the 3rd looks at herself in a weird way ??. Horses?? where are we going to get horses???, suddenly she to has a flash forward thought, why not a nexus pig horse??? Yes a nexus pig horse that ride backwards as she shakes excited like, yet you go forwards as she wave walks???? its faster that way???? Okay lets do it as they clap fingers, ??? we are going to need some skinned hounds for the heavy lifting though Mr Derp mentions, True Mrs Derpina nods backwards in a circle. Edited March 23, 2013 by Thor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaminggriffin Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 more please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alex2avs Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 There used to be a lot of callipers ... wonders what happened with them ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyro Posted April 11, 2013 Author Share Posted April 11, 2013 I scooped them up and merged them into the Gatekeeper's weapon! You can imagine the density of that... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alex2avs Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Oooh...so it was YOU !!! M'aiq will hear about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyro Posted April 11, 2013 Author Share Posted April 11, 2013 M'aiq is too busy walking on warm sands, you will never find him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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