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What would you do if you as you are now were put into the world of skyrim?

 

basically you are the main character like normal except you are as you are now. the npc's are now intelligent like real people. perks are just ways you train specifically

 

id train in these

Archery

1handed

Block

Sneak

Smithing

Light Armor

once my strength is up id move onto

Heavy Armor

2handed

as the things i would train in

 

would probably run from anything bigger then a bear though. most likely not go near the spiders either they scare me and im not afraid of spiders

 

EDIT: changed the post got rid of restrictions

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If I existed in Skyrim I would have done the only thing realistically possible, take a job at the lumbermill in riverwood and work till I find a bar wench to marry. The End... :thumbsup:

 

 

Truth. If you tried to paly real life like skyrim you would be dead in a second.

 

Me: SURE I STOLE YOUR STUFF, BUT I PUT A POT ON YOUR HEAD SO YOU WOULDN'T' NOTICE, WTF?

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Since I'm the main character I assume the same introduction takes place (Helgen, chopping block, Alduin partycrash).

This means that right there and then I realize this world will be overrun by dragons, so I would (very reluctantly) accept the responsibility that comes with being the only dragonborn around.

Now unless I find out during my escape from Helgen, that I've a particular talent in anything combat-applicable (which I would then further cultivate), my main plan is to abuse everything I know of Skyrim to become filthy rich.

Once I've amassed a small bit of gold I will hire the companions or any other trustworthy mercenaries to accompany me to Bleakfalls Barrow, and the same for taking on the dragon at the western watchtower.

Back to getting rich, furthering the main quest supported by hirelings etc.

At some point I'll acquire powerful artifacts, complement them with the best available gear gold can buy (all enchanted to resist fire), and doing everything else I can to take on Alduin.

This will naturally involve a lot of unconventional tactics, such as:

- Practicing the art of lancing + whirlwind sprint to try and take out an Alduin eye early in the fight.

- Slaying Grelod the Kind, then going to sleep with the letters "Looking good, Astrid" written on my forehead.

- Learning how to craft bomb-belts and summon minions.

- Bed every good-looking woman I can get away with, because Alduin might prove too powerful and I don't want to go out being nothing but a slave to my responsibilities.

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Well considering realistically a large bear or sabre cat would tear even the mightiest warrior to shreds with armor acting as nothing but annoying foil to be peeled away, most of us would be dead as a door nail if we had delusions about being some lone hero. Best 99% of us could hope for is taking on skeevers, lone wolves (prob get lacerations and die of infection), and one on one any human with as little or less combat experience than ourselves. We would all have to resign ourselves to the quiet life or join some kind of group for strength in numbers if we were to seek adventure in any form.

 

As for myself, I am relatively fit all things considered (Jog, weight lift, and hike) and while I have no combat training obviously, I do deer hunt and have a bow I practice with in the backyard all the time for shits a giggles. A modern compound bow is worlds apart from an old fashion longbow with 140lb+ draw but none the less some of it carries over so I think I could be a relatively good marksman. I know how to pick locks in real life and years of hunting and stomping around the woods I would say has made me fairly sneaky. I don't know much about melee combat techniques but could understand basic concepts like using the beard of an axe to strip a shield or hook clothing to drag someone down. I would likely join some private security force (think the Black Briar's thugs) or a group of hunters or mountain men. I could certainly defend myself but anything larger than a wolf would kick my ass so I wouldn't be caught dead outside the safety of a city without comrades.

 

If I were to fight in the Elder Scrolls universe and more specifically Skyrim I would be a light skirmisher/scout kinda dude I suppose.

 

Archery (Would take a bow over crossbow)

One-Handed (Axe)

Block (Light Shield)

Light Armor (Leather and light mail)

Sneak (Avoid fights at all cost)

Lock Picking (Could be a locksmith.... yea locksmith *sarcasm*)

Speech (uneducated pseudo-medieval commoners are prob fairly gullible)

 

I could scrounge out a living in Skyrim... or just get savagely killed by a troll within the first hour. One of the two. I would certainly not be some big heroic dude fighting dragons that is for damn sure.

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Chop wood to pay for initial bed and food, and use the incredibly high value of chopped wood to quickly save and pay for:

 

- A very fast horse

- A lute

 

Plan: fight NOTHING and NO ONE, ever. Run away. Make a fortune as the only bard in the land who knows more than 3 songs.

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