billyro Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Granted, it floods everything. I wish that the power will not go out sometime within the next few days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Vyper Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 Granted, the plumbing fails for 40 miles in every direction instead. Oh, and the sudden appearance of rabid zombie dingos makes travel difficult. I wish I was in California. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 Granted. You materialize right over one of the La Brea Tarpits. I wish the earpieces hadn't broken off of my headset. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalachiDelacot Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Granted because the earpieces are not broken off your headset, your headset is broken off your earpieces.I wish I hadn't made that comment about having the redass in "Ban for Fun" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenergy Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Granted, now you have green spots I wish I was happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironman5000 Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 I shall grant you eternal happiness by absorbing the life from everyone you love, now you know no other emotion while your loved ones suffer :devil: I wish to be able to make life decisions without something bad happening as a consequence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Granted. To your dying day, you never find out that you're living in a computer simulation, where none of your decisions have any effect on the real world at all. I wish I could write my story faster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyro Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Granted, but there are a multitude of grammatical errors and other stuff. I wish my downloads were faster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenergy Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Granted, only 2% because the government did not invest on broadband I wish for prices on online goods are cheaper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyro Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 (edited) Granted, games cost only $1 but the gaming industry suffers greatly. I wish that the stinking bat which flies through the house would find its way out. Edited April 21, 2014 by billyro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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