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Bunneh Overlord! What a deliciously fantastic title, theta!!!!! *BunnySound*

 

As the great and all-mighty leader of the Bunneh Legions I must commend Suzerain and Dark0ne for their valued contribution to keeping the Llamas and Goats of this world sexually satisfied; it is a most valued effort indeed since these beasts have somewhat more "kinky" tastes than my brethren and I am pleased they have found someone as disturbed as they to share them with... :ph34r:

 

I wish you the best of luck in your future endavours with these fine animals! To each his own, I say! :P

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Just a nonimportant question that I've always wondered - if you move a thread to off topic, do all the posts made in the thread before it is moved still count towards your post count, or are they subtracted?
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Well I'm sure Peregrine was right to call it 'Off-Topic'. But what topic is it off?

 

Slaiv, I was fairly good this weekend. Have to wait until Thursday's pub quiz before I'm back to the perma-soak!

 

I note they sell wine in my local called "Old Goat".

 

Hmmm!

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Raps own knuckles for posting consecutively - though somewhat apart in time.

 

After all this discussion on goats and llamas I thought you should read this poem by Hilaire Belloc dating from c.1897. Only the first line matters here, of course.

 

The Llama is a woolly sort of fleecy hairy goat,

With an indolent expression and an undulating throat

Like an unsuccessful literary man.

 

And I know the place he lives in (or at least -- I think I do)

It is Ecuador, Brazil or Chile -- possibly Peru;

You must find it in the Atlas if you can.

 

The Llama of the Pampasses you never should confound

(In spite of a deceptive similarity of sound)

With the Lama who is Lord of Turkestan.

 

For the former is a beautiful and valuable beast,

But the latter is not lovable nor useful in the least;

And the Ruminant is preferable surely to the Priest

Who battens on the woeful superstitions of the East,

The Mongol of the Monastery of Shan.

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