Vulon Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 (edited) Pretty much every conversation in Oblivion. Edited March 15, 2013 by Vulon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlduinWorldEater Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 Pretty much every conversation in Oblivion. Goddess above, I 'bout fell outta my chair laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MightyZ0G Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 the conversation with Delphine when she says "I'm not your enemy. I already gave you the horn. I'm actually trying to help you." gets me every time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlduinWorldEater Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 (edited) Weebam-Na's comment about powdered deer p----- Edited March 15, 2013 by AlduinWorldEater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nosisab Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 I used to quote everyone like you, then I got an arrow in the knee and can't speak anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stockwiz Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 I'm sure this has been listed already: "Kill one person, and you can solve so many problems. I wonder at the possibilities." Runa after you kill that old hag in the orphanage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RatcatcherOfKvatch Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 "We love you, Dark Brotherhood!" Bethesda humor at its finest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0JimmytheHun0 Posted March 17, 2013 Author Share Posted March 17, 2013 "Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni." ...Poetic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyro Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 "Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni." ...Poetic...Hahaha, that argonian in the Shivering Isles. Hmm... how about, "For 65 years I've ruled as Tamriel's Emperor. But for all these years I have never been the ruler of my own dreams. I have seen the Gates of Oblivion, beyond which no waking eye may see. Behold, in Darkness a Doom sweeps the land. This is the 27th of Last Seed; the Year of Akatosh 433. These are the closing days of the 3rd Era, and the final hours of my life."http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Uriel_Septim_VII I absolutely love that quote. It's not a funny one, but a really awesome one. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lquebecois Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 (edited) Obliviously this one from oblivion: Wonderfull! CELEBRATION! CHEESE! FOR EVERYONE! wait scratch that! cheese for no one! ain't gonna be much of a celebration if you don't like cheese true? no cheese for you yet. Well, maybe a little. But my favorite quote from Bethesda (it's not from an elder scroll game but it's by the same company than the elder scroll) is from Fallout (both 3 and NV): But War, War never changes. I got a tear coming out of my eye each time i heard this. Especially when you do everything for the good of humanity and it end but war, war never changes! it's just too damn epic. Edited March 18, 2013 by lquebecois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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