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1. Bodies can sometimes lay around for months without dissapearing but if you stash something in a chest it dissappears within the hour.

2. Another obvious one, glass armor is better than chainmail.

3. If somebody kills your horse while you're sitting on it, you die.

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You can fit an entire set of armor, a few swords, claymores, and a scroll in a container the size of your head.

 

Guards... I find Guards to be funny, in that they seem to know you're committing a crime even if they are a mile away. Grant you No More Psychic guards fixes that. However, even with that mod how is it every guard in the entire game knows you have a bounty on your head? Say I get a bounty in the IC, then travel to Anvil, it's like there's an a giant sign on my back alerting the guards in Anvil that I committed a crime in the IC. Also how does every single guard recognize me as having a bounty? Even if I am fully cloaked, with a dark hood, and a mask covering my face? o_O

 

I recall in Morrowind there was a mod that made bounties isolated to one city, and if you spent like a month out of that city the bounty was called off. I wonder if something like that exists for a Oblivion? Now I'm tempted to look around for such a mod.

 

Nevertheless, guards in general seem to operate like some weird hive mind in Oblivion, which I find kind of funny. :P

 

Edit: Oh yeah this just occured to me now that I mentioned Morrowind. Remember if you ran around naked in Morrowind people would make remarks about your nudity? Apparently in Cyrodiil the populace is a-okay with nudists! LOL This I find funny, that you can run around totally naked in Oblivion and no one so much as quirks a brow at you.

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When your at the part that Uriel gets killed the guards say you have to stay with him and run out of the room to fight the assassins, but when you go with them, Glenroy dies, Uriel stay's in the room and you and Baurus can kill thousends of assassins without dying, they just keep coming.
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This thread is awesome

 

why are you the only adventurer in tamriel, besides 6 orcs and three wayward weirdos in xedilian?

 

You can cause incredible explosions and slash, gish, crunch, shock, freeze, blast, stab, and just about every other verb you can come up with to the main NPCs and they'll just get back up and forget you even did anything to them!

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