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:thumbsup: Yeah... uh... everything's fine here.... how are you?

I googled "sexy witch" and then I forgot what I was doing so here look at this or something: http://www.pawesome.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/triceratops-dog-costume.jpg

I ONLY USED SCIENTIFIC TERMS! IT WAS EDUCATIONAL! :geek: :geek: :ermm:

I don't believe that! There are no children on the internet! :geek:

I have a gay friend (that I invented for this example) and even some heterosexual female friends of mine (that totally aren't made up), that are still transfixed by female breasts in a quasi-non-sexual non-Freudian-mommy-pay-attention-to-me- way. http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/619/Untitled-1.jpg There are plenty of heterosexual guys that are interested in a well formed penis too. Not me though. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I personally-certainly am not into any freaky whale penis sculptures that can be purchased from Finland and look great next to a fireplace.

Yeah, the thing about acid reflux is you don't really feel the acid until it gets about heart level so YOU think you are dying but it's really just your body going - HEY STOP EATING SO MUCH GODDAM CHEESE! AAN do you have asthma?

PAINKILLERS MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER. except for your liver. http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3269/2584270641_53c25104c2.jpg ALSO:Update on what everybody is concerned about: I got a haircut and now I look even more like one of those lesbians that gets confused with Justin Bieber.... except if they drove a semi truck 100 hrs a week. Time for another haircut - now I'm going to be Heisenberg for Halloween. http://www.oldskoolhooligans.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/thumbnail/136x160/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/h/e/heisenbergsketchosh.jpg Damn, I hope I can find a hat.

Too bad Mayor Bloomberg didn't pass legislation outlawing Super-sized storms. :laugh: BAZINGA! ...People are dying.... :ohmy:

WHERE DO YOU GET ALL THESE VAGUELY JAILBAITISH WITCHES? ow my pinky hurts from holding down shift. Side note: I think I'm going to be a slutty astronaut for Halloween.

NO! I WILL HAVE A TERRIBLE NIGHT AND TALK LIKE DOCTOR KLEIN UNTIL THINGS GET BETTER! I WILL CONTINUE TO SAY THINGS LIKE: "WHAT ILLOGIC IS THIS? KEEP YOUR FILTHY, PENIS-TIPPED FEET OUT OF OUR LABS AND SECRETS!" AND "IT IS NOT AN ARGUMENT WHEN ONE IS CLEARLY RIGHT AND THE OTHER IS CLEARLY WRONG!" GOOD NIGHT!

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WITHOUT FACIAL HAIR I LOOK REALLY AMBIGUOUS!

Snow? You mean COCAINE RIGHT?! RIGHT? RIGHT. http://catmacros.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/coke_cat_freak.jpg Edit: M48A5, why does she have a Prince Albert?...... wait nevermind I see what's going on, it's a weird broom.

It's about 26°C here and it's the coolest it's been in a while but it's still too damn humid in Florida....... Now it's starting to get muggy and buggy, dammit. COME BACK SANDY! COME BACK!

Great, now if I can just get the whole melting face thing worked out it'll be good to go for Christmas 2019! :thumbsup:

Yes Nexus people are great - EXCEPT FOR YOU GUEST WEIRDOS! I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME. I KNOW YOU'RE WATCHING! Ironman, don't worry my gynoid version of Scarlet Johansson, ScarJo 5000 will be rolling off the production line pretty soon so you should just wait for that. Note: The list price will be $19.95 (1990's Australian Dollars) and shipping and handling will be three installments of £1,000,000 and two installments of €4,200. The shipping will be express overnight but the handling takes quite a long time :biggrin: . WARNING:Any malfunction or maiming of user's body parts is not covered in the three hour warranty. Caution: Use of the ScarJo 5000 may result in side effects such as dryness of mouth, itchy watery eyes, erectile dysfunction, headache, diarrhea, constipation, bad gas milage, imporferate anus, feelings of inadequacy, priapism, spontaneous combustion or alopecia of the armpit, equine birth defects, high property tax rate, gallstones, night sweats, irritation of the earlobe, hairballs, strange dreams, wanting to bite shiny metal asses, fratricidal thoughts or actions, computer viruses, or googling "rusty trombone". Important: If the ScarJo 5000 refers to you as a "meatbag" or a "meat bicycle" it is recommended that you contact your dental hygienist within four to six hours of first utterance. If the condition persists call 1800CALLATT for Carrot Top, he'll know what to do. For erections lasting longer than four hours it is recommended that you think of old lady arm-fat wings, baseball, or Carrot Top. Contact your plumber to see if the ScarJo 5000 is right for you.

BUT 3D PUTS YOU IN THE ACTION! YOU FEEL LIKE IT'S HAPPENING TO YOU! YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING! Just kidding, 3D now is no better than the first two attempts at making it the standard. People with glasses or corrective lenses still have trouble feeling the effect and most movies still rely on those hokey "WHOA! It''s coming right at you!" effects. BOO 3D! For example: The Dark Knight Rises cinematography was way better than the Avengers, mostly because it wasn't shot for 3D so the fight scenes weren't hampered by that, "hold on Scarlet, we need you to stand this way so your butt comes out of the screen, LIKE BABOOM, yeah and same for you Chris Hemsworth. Yes, same for you hadfhsakdfldsafdkhssdlajh."

FACT: 85% of the population of Earth are dicks, zealots, and/or morons. I wrote a long essay just now, but it boils down to the above statement.

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I don't have any at the moment.... :sad:

I want to play videogames. However, I got a hand me down home theater thingy and it's too late to have explosions and alien orgasms blasting out of the speakers and It'd be too much work to undo all the settings to get blah audio out of my tv. So I am here. Time for lamprey orgy:http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc5c1zbIFA1rgkqsio1_500.jpg Now I won't be able to sleep.

Pro level!

You are drugged, iss ok*

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Being in a comma is worse than being in a coma. I know, this is me: http://i827.photobucket.com/albums/zz200/pepper2010_bucket/donkey.gif