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Boushkey Zanzy. Chjabo. Narzy b'nuptull. That is my Simlish lesson for today. I accidentally cheated in XCOM by naming a dude Sid Meier. That was fun. I don't even know why I had a man on my ultrafeminist squad. Now back to watching Breaking Bad.

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WHY AM I TECH SUPPORT FOR MY TECHNOPHOBIC FAMILY?!

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I can't stand people who feel so weak/insecure that they take any chance to play the victim just to gain some leverage, like your bureaucrat or my grandparent's neighbors that complain about the old damaged trees(that will come down on a house or car in a hurricane) being cut down in their neighborhood. They're all the same saying to anyone that will hear that they felt threatened after what you thought was a civil interaction, declining their offer or disagreeing with them, but still in a civil way. I also dislike people that file lawsuits, not because they have actually been wronged but because the could get money..... I'm looking at you Stan Lee and Stan Lee Media Incorporated. I know, it's not like Disney needs all of that Avengers money but still, the greed of that man and his cronies is staggering. Oh Ironman5000, Stan Lee Media Inc. is coming for you next.

OHHHHH! That features And More(stylized as: and more)! I love them. I have all their albumens CDs! Nah, I'm just kidding. I hate music. SILENCE IS GOLDEN!

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Well...... that sucks. My Aunt's dog is the exact opposite. She's almost eighteen, blind, incontinent, wheezing all day long, bumps and masses everywhere, yet she just won't die. It's getting to the point where if my Aunt finally puts her to sleep(as in euthanasia) I think she would just wake up an hour later, wheezing and wizzing. She is the animal version of Keith Richards, she cannot die. :ermm:

This is my, "on the computer face". It's also my "going to the store" and "hello" faces. I'm sorry about your kitten problems Naomis8329. :sad:

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Protip for XCOM: EU: Don't have your last squad member reload on the same turn that you are trying to abort the mission on. It puts you into this weird purgatory where you aren't playing the game but you can't quit it either.

I remember when I was used in a similar matter. But now I don't pay women and hairless male Asian geriatrics to yell at my butt. They do it for free.

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Why am I so anxious about the balloon popping.......... The kitty's too high! He doesn't have a reserve shoot and pretty soon he's going to run out of oxygen....... heehuh heehuheeeeehhhhuuuuuuuuuh..... [puffs inhaler]..... Ok it's not real. I'm good now.

Sleeep, that's what the turkeys want, that's when they shall have their revenge. K00l, the original Doom is exempt from my ire as it was somewhat of an innovation..... Is there even a Doom 2? LOLz BAZINGA!

Do you have pumpkin pie or is that anachronistic because Halloween hasn't happened yet? BAZINGA!

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Fallout. Hah, Just kidding :laugh: ... kinda. :geek: Borderlands came out first but I think they were in development at about the same time. Rage was under development before Id was acquired by Bethesda and Borderlands went through a complete graphics overhaul otherwise they would have looked really similar. Borderlands is better in my opinion, mostly because I don't care for John Carmack's fps style of games(I find the Doom franchise to be games for neanderthals) and Borderlands doesn't take itself too seriously which is refreshing, plus the four player co-op with a bazillion different guns makes Borderlands more engaging over the long term.

Caution: Foul Language

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