The_Vyper

Is there no one here who is perspicacious about the peregrinations of poultry?

Why did the chicken cross the road??

NPC creation has been broken since Fallout 3. Apparently, no effort will ever be made to fix it. Fortunately, I haven't wasted my time and money on Skyrim.

Once there was a golden cheese lying atop the army's daisy cutters because he was recently kicked by every duck in the southern islands because of the lasagna becoming increasingly stinky and mean towards them. This time they would enjoy transforming into lasagna eating monsters that would obliterate all Italian restaurants because they're racist toward practically everyone else other than Irish Snaggle Chickens whose eggs were white but very good for you and it would be even better if you boiled them with cheese but watch out, Alistair is about to smash you and steal the golden Mario statue which turns you into a plumber which really sucks toilets. However, Alistair loves cheese and has just seen a large Burmese python named 'The Vyper' which doesn't like cheese cause it hates Alistair who stood on a huge pile of cheddar, propped up by a footstool with the most horrible floral pattern on it. Leliana, Morrigan and Zevran were sleeping peacefully when everyone loses the end because they couldn't find the beginning of the Harry Potter Dungeons and Dragons game which doesn't even begin to show how Potter kills baddies with snot rockets coming from an overused cheese grater dipped in bullsquid acid and used as smoke bombs. Then, Ender killed the lights and dropped the most precious little gold ring ever into the well which meant Alistair had cursed the little thing like a trouper. Of course Alistair had woken the others who got angry and tried to get the ring off Alistair who did a barrel roll and threw Zevran down the stairs of Vigil's Keep and that's when Morrigan burst into song. Her voice sounded sexy, luring Alistair to want to kick Zevran for even being there. Morrigan then used a joke spell which meant that nothing could be taken very seriously. Once our heroes crossed the Bridge of Death, they found they were going to be in serious trouble. Morrigan's joke spell, with no map they tried to find out where they were, causing right old scene. Suddenly, a big bowl of macaroni & a wheel of cheese appeared before them. They stopped for lunch and ate the bowl of macaroni 'til they were drunk. Then, Fladnag appeared. "Oh Maker!" said Leliana, gasping like a landed fish. Then, Fladnag spoke, "Oh crap," he said, slipping over the spilt melted cheese nearly crashing onto Alistair while he got his sword, accidentally stabbing Fladang and causing a diplomatic incident, "Oops..." Alistair said, grinning. "Wad'ya mean "Oops?" Fladnag imposed while lying on Alistair's stomach tickling him with a fluffy cow. Suddenly, Zevran front flipped over both and kicked Morrigan in the groin, "Tis not a good sign for one such as you." said Fladnag. "Now we must all join hands and close our eyes and await tickling from flying monkeys." Crash, bang, whollop was what followed. Fladang then somehow found the secret of the Italian mariachi band's musical success, deciding to ditch everyone and run away with his dragon. But suddenly, Morrigan cut the cheese for another picnic and invited all apostates to swoop down for a ritual that will help Flandang to have bowel movements. "So, that's how it goes," Alistair murmured. He passed the Paper Spear of Doom to Fladnag, saying "I'll trade it for a lifetime's supply of pikelets." Fladnag was about to say "Yes" when he accidentally blasted the spear which burst into endless clones of Leliana. These Lelianas jumped onto Fladang who flew into Alistair, making him drop his cheese, "Maker's breath!" he spluttered, "watch where you fling your meatballs!" Alistair ducked and ... bumped his head...

Granted, you now have ADHD. I wish the PC version of Skyrim didn't require spyware Steam.

For the leveled list issue, we'll need more information to assist you. Are you using individual leveled lists? Have you combined all three into a nested leveled list? What is Chance None set to on all lists? What other options are checked off for the lists (i.e. Calculate for each item in count, calculate for all items <= player)? What level is each list set to? Would you be willing to provide us with the .esp so we can look through it ourselves?

:blink: How exactly did you come to that conclusion? Is this some form of Asgardian mathematics I'm unaware of?

Granted, but medical science is set back 300 years. I wish I knew the rules to Bandersnatch the Jabberwockey.

Once there was a golden cheese lying atop the army's daisy cutters because he was recently kicked by every duck in the southern islands because of the lasagna becoming increasingly stinky and mean towards them. This time they would enjoy transforming into lasagna eating monsters that would obliterate all Italian restaurants because they're racist toward practically everyone else other than Irish Snaggle Chickens whose eggs were white but very good for you and it would be even better if you boiled them with cheese but watch out, Alistair is about to smash you and steal the golden Mario statue which turns you into a plumber which really sucks toilets. However, Alistair loves cheese and has just seen a large Burmese python named 'The Vyper' which doesn't like cheese cause it hates Alistair who stood on a huge pile of cheddar, propped up by a footstool with the most horrible floral pattern on it. Leliana, Morrigan and Zevran were sleeping peacefully when everyone loses the end because they couldn't find the beginning of the Harry Potter Dungeons and Dragons game which doesn't even begin to show how Potter kills baddies with snot rockets coming from an overused cheese grater dipped in bullsquid acid and used as smoke bombs. Then, Ender killed the lights and dropped the most precious little gold ring ever into the well which meant Alistair had cursed the little thing like a trouper. Of course Alistair had woken the others who got angry and tried to get the ring off Alistair who did a barrel roll and threw Zevran down the stairs of Vigil's Keep and that's when Morrigan burst into song. Her voice sounded sexy, luring Alistair to want to kick Zevran for even being there. Morrigan then used a joke spell which meant that nothing could be taken very seriously. Once our heroes crossed the Bridge of Death, they found they were going to be in serious trouble. Morrigan's joke spell, with no map they tried to find out where they were, causing right old scene. Suddenly, a big bowl of macaroni & a wheel of cheese appeared before them. They stopped for lunch and ate the bowl of macaroni 'til they were drunk. Then, Fladnag appeared. "Oh Maker!" said Leliana, gasping like a landed fish. Then, Fladnag spoke, "Oh crap," he said, slipping over the spilt melted cheese nearly crashing onto Alistair while he got his sword, accidentally stabbing Fladang and causing a diplomatic incident, "Oops..." Alistair said, grinning. "Wad'ya mean "Oops?" Fladnag imposed while lying on Alistair's stomach tickling him with a fluffy cow. Suddenly, Zevran front flipped over both and kicked Morrigan in the groin, "Tis not a good sign for one such as you." said Fladnag. "Now we must all join hands and close our eyes and await tickling from flying monkeys." Crash, bang, whollop was what followed. Fladang then somehow found the secret of the Italian mariachi band's musical success, deciding to ditch everyone and run away with his dragon. But suddenly, Morrigan cut the cheese for another picnic and invited all apostates to swoop down for a ritual that will help Flandang to have bowel movements. "So, that's how it goes," Alistair murmured. He passed the Paper Spear of Doom... to Fladnag, saying...

Once there was a golden cheese lying atop the army's daisy cutters because he was recently kicked by every duck in the southern islands because of the lasagna becoming increasingly stinky and mean towards them. This time they would enjoy transforming into lasagna eating monsters that would obliterate all Italian restaurants because they're racist toward practically everyone else other than Irish Snaggle Chickens whose eggs were white but very good for you and it would be even better if you boiled them with cheese but watch out, Alistair is about to smash you and steal the golden Mario statue which turns you into a plumber which really sucks toilets. However, Alistair loves cheese and has just seen a large Burmese python named 'The Vyper' which doesn't like cheese cause it hates Alistair who stood on a huge pile of cheddar, propped up by a footstool with the most horrible floral pattern on it. Leliana, Morrigan and Zevran were sleeping peacefully when everyone loses the end because they couldn't find the beginning of the Harry Potter Dungeons and Dragons game which doesn't even begin to show how Potter kills baddies with snot rockets coming from an overused cheese grater dipped in bullsquid acid and used as smoke bombs. Then, Ender killed the lights and dropped the most precious little gold ring ever into the well which meant Alistair had cursed the little thing like a trouper. Of course Alistair had woken the others who got angry and tried to get the ring off Alistair who did a barrel roll and threw Zevran down the stairs of Vigil's Keep and that's when Morrigan burst into song. Her voice sounded sexy, luring Alistair to want to kick Zevran for even being there. Morrigan then used a joke spell which meant that nothing could be taken very seriously. Once our heroes crossed the Bridge of Death, they found they were going to be in serious trouble. Morrigan's joke spell, with no map they tried to find out where they were, causing right old scene. Suddenly, a big bowl of macaroni & a wheel of cheese appeared before them. They stopped for lunch and ate the bowl of macaroni 'til they were drunk. Then, Fladnag appeared. "Oh Maker!" said Leliana, gasping like a landed fish. Then, Fladnag spoke, "Oh crap," he said, slipping over the spilt melted cheese nearly crashing onto Alistair while he got his sword, accidentally stabbing Fladang and causing a diplomatic incident, "Oops..." Alistair said, grinning. "Wad'ya mean "Oops?" Fladnag imposed while lying on Alistair's stomach tickling him with a fluffy cow. Suddenly, Zevran front flipped over both and kicked Morrigan in the groin, "Tis not a good sign for one such as you." said Fladnag. "Now we must all join hands and close our eyes and await tickling from flying monkeys." Crash, bang, whollop was what followed. Fladang then somehow found the secret of the Italian mariachi band's musical success, deciding to ditch everyone and run away with his dragon. But suddenly, Morrigan cut the cheese for another picnic and invited all apostates to swoop down for a ritual that will help Flandang to ... have bowel movements.

Granted, the universe (and everything in it) ceases to exist. I wish I could go to the Air Show again tomorrow.

He does? Mark, where are you?! Would you believe it's as easy as using this site? :laugh:

If I'm on my head, why isn't everything else upside down (from my perspective)? Who is this 'Mark' and why should we question him?

Granted, but it sucks harder than a black hole and makes less sense than a militant pacifist. I wish...certain memes would just DIE!!!!!

The end of what? Edit: And why are my posts suddenly back to normal?

¿sɹǝʇʇǝl lɐʇıdɐɔ ʇnoɥʇıʍ puɐ ¿uʍop ǝpısdn ƃuıɹɐǝddɐ sʇsod ʎɯ ǝɹɐ ʎɥʍ

Granted, but neither does Bethesda (nothing new there). Skyrim becomes so buggy, your computer explodes after trying (and failing) to launch it 27 times in a row. I wish that ǝɥʇ ʇsǝɹ ɟo sıɥʇ ʇsod ʇ,usɐʍ ǝpısdn uʍop˙

Is there anyone on this forum who isn't?

Once there was a golden cheese lying atop the army's daisy cutters because he was recently kicked by every duck in the southern islands because of the lasagna becoming increasingly stinky and mean towards them. This time they would enjoy transforming into lasagna eating monsters that would obliterate all Italian restaurants because they're racist toward practically everyone else other than Irish Snaggle Chickens whose eggs were white but very good for you and it would be even better if you boiled them with cheese but watch out, Alistair is about to smash you and steal the golden Mario statue which turns you into a plumber which really sucks toilets. However, Alistair loves cheese and has just seen a large Burmese python named 'The Vyper' which doesn't like cheese cause it hates Alistair who stood on a huge pile of cheddar, propped up by a footstool with the most horrible floral pattern on it. Leliana, Morrigan and Zevran were sleeping peacefully when everyone loses the end because they couldn't find the beginning of the Harry Potter Dungeons and Dragons game which doesn't even begin to show how Potter kills baddies with snot rockets coming from an overused cheese grater dipped in bullsquid acid and used as smoke bombs. Then, Ender killed the lights and dropped the most precious little gold ring ever into the well which meant Alistair had cursed the little thing like a trouper. Of course Alistair had woken the others who got angry and tried to get the ring off Alistair who did a barrel roll and threw Zevran down the stairs of Vigil's Keep and that's when Morrigan burst into song. Her voice sounded sexy, luring Alistair to want to kick Zevran for even being there. Morrigan then used a joke spell which meant that nothing could be taken very seriously. Once our heroes crossed the Bridge of Death, they found they were going to be in serious trouble. Morrigan's joke spell, with no map they tried to find out where they were, causing right old scene. Suddenly, a big bowl of macaroni & a wheel of cheese appeared before them. They stopped for lunch and ate the bowl of macaroni 'til they were drunk. Then, Fladnag appeared. "Oh Maker!" said Leliana, gasping like a landed fish. Then, Fladnag spoke, "Oh crap," he said, slipping over the spilt melted cheese nearly crashing onto Alistair while he got his sword, accidentally stabbing Fladang and causing a diplomatic incident, "Oops..." Alistair said, grinning. "Wad'ya mean "Oops?" Fladnag imposed while lying on Alistair's stomach tickling him with a fluffy cow. Suddenly, Zevran front flipped over both and kicked Morrigan in the groin, "Tis not a good sign for one such as you." said Fladnag. "Now we must all join hands and close our eyes and await tickling from flying monkeys." Crash, bang, whollop was what followed. Fladang then somehow found the secret of the Italian mariachi band's musical success, deciding to ditch everyone and run away ... with his dragon.

The Windows 7 UAC prevents "unauthorized" alterations to anything installed withing the Program Files directory. Unfortunately, mods fall into the "unauthorized" category and the UAC prevents them from working. Installing Oblivion to a directory outside of Program Files (such as C:\Games) will bypass the UAC issue and allow mods to work.

What is your Oblivion install directory? (i.e., is it installed in Program Files?)

Granted, but the theater explodes ten minutes before you get there due to the extreme awesomeness that is The Avengers. I wish there was a better word for 'research'. Seriously, why is it called research (as in "search again for that which has already been sought") when they're looking something new?

One of my cousins is an allergy specialist, so I might be able to get you some help. What are the symptoms? Do you get any of the following (select all that apply)?

:blink: That's the first time I've seen you use a capital letter! ;D Did you copy my post? :tongue:

Not sure why your receiving that error, however I have PM'ed you with a possible alternate. If anyone else who wants to respond to the survey is having problems, please let me know and I'll look at alternative methods (or at least offer you the same alternate that I've managed to offer The_Viper). I also have to admit I'm happy I've managed to correct the spelling of Asperger's in the survey without clearing any data, still annoyed about Question 7 however. Thanks! :D Filled it out. I hope it helps. :thumbsup: