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Everything posted by Pagafyr
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Yeast does swell and makes dough rise. Getting a pan full of cinnamon rolls easy as pie.
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A: Women all know and even accused me of being so quick at answering their pleas to please give their ways a try. If you had as many women to tend to as roosters do chickens, I wouldn't have time for the pleas of women's wishes. Thus it is known that, The Rooster Always comes first; before the egg after giving the hens a good pecking. Q: Is there a Wood Chuck in your neighborhood going around chucking wood? Whatever chucking means?
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I ban @zixi cause I don't know what they put in that gas they used on you, but I'll bet you suddenly were in another world. Seems you dreamed in a lighter shade of pale, because you definitely started a whole new band in your mind while you been in hospital. Me reading? Me flicking a tambourine? I play base. I play the banned base guitar. There is Stefenopulus plays the second guitar, Minneapolis Slim on keyboard, Gorge's on the lead six string guitar. The hottest drummer around Loouy Goo his drummers skills will stick on you. You were the lead singer, but you came down with a soar throat. We dropped you off at the hospital ER. Janus from the back up trio singers troupe with Molly and Clare, stepped up and said she knew your songs by heart. We all snorted doubtful at her. The concert was a success and even though they weren't happy you weren't singing, they all cheered when we suggested they send you cards at the hospital. My banned band never got such a grand ovation and since then we've been on the road. We've got gigs for another four months. Sorry to hear you have that kissing disease and will be out for three more weeks. You and your husband have to wash with that weird soap for a month. Don't worry the fans are all loving your stand in, Ms. Joblin. Maybe we'll be seeing you in time for next season and see how that works out. But with Janus Joblin she is really holding the show together. She has great charismatic charm. Buzz, the stage hand. He's the one with the Batman utility belt full of buzzes. Remember him. He still got your fave in the pouch if you want to get a quick memory refresher course of who you were. He said he is thinking of asking Janus to marry him. I told him he's too late. She already has a guy. You'll never guess who she likes? And it isn't anyone from the band WHO. When I was out at the truck helping the driver get unstuck, because someone pranked him by putting T-Rex glue on the driver's seat; he reminded me how you kept the rest of us from getting a bit tipped and doing stuff like that. We had to take the whole seat out with him still in it cause the glue got through his threads onto his skin. A guy from the band Nic Cole Bat was there, with a wrench in his hands. It's like he was tuned, I mean zoned, so he knew he had to be where ever and found him self at our bus. Just in time to help get the driver, you remember Dave, out of his predicament. He misses you a lot. Different strokes for different folks. We played at the Gar Gangua party. Opening for Jedthro Dull. He was really excited to know you're one of his fans. He was at the outdoor concert in By Jang looking forward to meeting you there too. But alas he's kind of contest minded and wanted to do a duel to find out which one of you was best at playing the flute. See you around March. We gotta lotta gigs to play. Til then, wishing you a full recovery. Gorge's on a trip between gigs. Said he would catch up with us in Tie Lin. We've got another in Bande Kocc and we're opening for You know Ma. Sorry you just had to go and see that man of yours that night. You'd be the headliner again. I hope your new dream band becomes a reality. Good fortune to you.
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@zixi What?! The Banned Ban Band I started didn't even take me with them to play. I wanted to play. Why didn't I get to play? That's the question that lingers on my lips every time I give people good idea they run off and have fun. I never get to play. I hate being a cripple. I ban all healthier cripples who went off and used my ideas to have fun without including me when and where so I could play too!
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I find being stoic is kind of not like what bands songs are about. I prefer being loud and to Shout at the Devil I ban @zixi because I am awake, ready to deliver newspapers, and I don't even have that job anymore.
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Wow! That made me happy just because of you reminded me of how I first learned about two metal cans and some string. It was one of my first experiences with technology. Back in time there were no private lines on the telephones. One big long party line with everyone connected. We could all hear whatever anyone was talking about, and even talk to them. That was before they discovered how to make private phone connections. Everyone had a different phone number but everyone could pick up and listen. LOL Only reason we had a phone was because of Dad's job.
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@Drakefell01 I ban not having any fun and getting bland bans which seems as exciting as watching paint dry.
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@zixi I am happy to see the notice that you are among the people getting fiber optic ISP service. 1 GBps, not 1 Gbps, which would be good, but 1 GBps which are eight times faster then 1 Gbps.
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I ban @zixi for not having a reason to ban others. She is likely excited with the new ISP fiber Super FAST up to 1 GBps. Or at least getting faster Download and Upload speeds then 1.5 MBps, 3.0 MBps, 5 MBps, or 10 Mbps.
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Do you cook your own food?
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I ban @Drakefell01 because I am a tech. I can see when someone is just excited so they accidentally tap a key twice or they forget to tap the space bar. I ban you because you just got a little too hurried and don't want to admit it. RoFLOL
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I ban @Drakefell01 because I know how easy it is to get just a little bit excited that we do not realize it, and try to type faster than we normally can. Mia spit wads a ll o ver ta plaqe is what happenes.
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A: Alley Oops. Q: Is there a longer inch in a meter?
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Would you survive if the food you ate was full of healthy nutrients even if it tasted really horrible?
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I ban @Drakefell01 for mistyping again, that can clearly be seen. It wasn't grammar I banned him for in the posts he banned me for being a grammar addict for; it's Spelling.
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I ban @Drakefell01 for LOLing before he wrote his post and misspelling stolen.
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The Unbelievably largest sword or swords.
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A: Scientifically prove it isn't by investigating, taking pix, getting close enough to test to see if it still there when you do, and take samples of whatever is there with scalpels, tweezers, petri dishes, and test tubes. Then Scapple your thoughts, musings and 3am brainwaves onto a page. Then join them up in any way you like. Watch how Scapple works. Q: Did you forget Dream a little Dream of Me?
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I ban @Drakefell01 because I don't understand what his message with 350 rep in it means. And for not waiting for someone else to have some fun banning him before he bans again.
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Out: A short vid of a young lady slurring her words slightly with a bunch of little red spots on her face suggesting she got some sort of disease so she can't go to go to school today. Having drank the witch hazel she confessed before she could stop faking being ill and whining and told her Mom some friends are skipping too to go have some fun before Winter makes it impossible. In: A note to a Principal from one of the locals going to the girls school. Hoping someone would find it, post it in the local paper, and get the whole school shut down because the trick with the iodine and witch hazel didn't work. There's been an outbreak of Pity Riasis Roses. Please close the school for the day.
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Maybe sticking your fingers down your throat so you barf after eating a horrible meal someone cooked would be easier to get rid of what is already in your stomach then it would be by drinking way too < obscenity redacted > many alcoholic beverages?