Dicecaster

I slap AurianaValoria1 with this: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_n957QuAX3aY/TUrYtg938kI/AAAAAAAACgc/TbxLwFAot60/s1600/Untitled.png You (and your cat) catch on fire. Keep in mind this is what I hit you with on a good day.

I slap brokenergy with a powerful anesthetic, although she doesn't really feel it. In Marharg's defense, I thought you were a guy too. Probably should have taken a hint when "QUEEN OF THE HARPIES" was your title . . .

I slap brokenergy with a dalek. Observe: http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr2ar24Tj61r2y42wo1_500.jpg

martinthemage got slapped with a http://quillmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/spellbook1.jpg

Keanumoreira got slapped with http://www.dragonquestfrontiers.com/images/chain.JPG because he made the Adoring Fan slap me. You evil, evil being.

CommanderCrazy got slapped: http://www.lds.net/design/images/mormon/mormon-missionaries.jpg With a Mormon.

*Flames billyro for a couple seconds with the flamethrower, which is then sucked into its home dimension, leaving me temporarily defenseless*

Granted, but it was for eternal war on Earth, with a little Suffering® thrown in. I wish I could be a specialist in generalism.

Polo

Arcaina

Fallout 3

Granted, but to compensate you get a pop-up ad every two minutes that takes up half of the screen and makes way too much noise, without pausing whatever you're watching. I wish every name were unisex.

Granted. "Son, for generations there has always been the One, chosen for the esteemed position of High Burger Handler . . ." I wish I could make a new superhero that Marvel would accept.

Granted. There's cake at the end.* I wish high-level characters and death knights would be forbidden from using the dreaded sparkle-pony. *Nobody tell him it's a hologram.

Cake. (I have no idea either).

Sure, but the economy breaks down every other week. I wish I had $30.00 a month (for a friend and me to play WoW).

Fine. It only messes up on the even-numbered months. I wish for Ultimate Cosmic Power. Mainly, I'd like to have it so I can get some friggin' pie (lava pie doesn't count). Yeah, I play tons (just started a couple months ago). On Steam, I'm Dicecaster38, so if you're ever playing feel free to check to see if I'm on (if that's how TF2 works, I'm not sure..)

Granted. The daedra who owns it comes looking for it. I wish I had more time in the day. Literally, like 30 hours a day. @somerandomsheepthathops Thanks. Hey, does that mean you play Team Fortress 2?

He'd cry till his tear ducts fell out. If the human race were to be overrun by psyducks (behold: :psyduck: )

Buffy (don't ask, I have no idea either).

The Inquistion.

LordFrostcraig has been slapped with http://theletter.co.uk/images/lc/grater_toilet_paper.jpg

I made it to 21., like Indoril. Crazy freaks. It's all a conspiracy, man.

Yes, I rolled a six. I, Dicecaster, am now Lord of the Roll of Six. And dude, it's die, not dice.

. . . lying atop the . . .