Stampede

Even though I was never a player, it's good to see the gamingsource BF2 crew back and happy in a safe server. I look forward to reading your stories of pwnage and living a pretend life as an online brother in arms. (I know, I'm sad. Perhaps if they create the position of Clergyman, I'll join up.)

That's alright. I would have assumed you were talking about my boss anyway, as that's her title at the company. I too am interested in knowing more about this music.

My boss swearing down the hall.

These emails are hilarious. Not wanting to take away from the severity that should be directed at the sender, but to think of how incredibly lonely someone must be to devote their time to a task like this. And honestly, kudos to anyone who reports them here, because if you open anything attached to them you need to spend another year at the institute of learning that is internet skool.

Trying to download Staffs Polearms and Spears I stay around -83/-90 I use windows XP Professional I have Nortons Antivirus running.

Hm...I dig Sheogorath as well. Cool name and he is really good for a laugh. I like Hircine too, because I like the whole concept of the wild hunt thing. I really need to talk to more of them though...

Here's a bit of Morrowind lore for ya. The above post is how you act on three rocks of 'sweet Moon Sugar'. That, and some say Vivec was raped, but really, he was just a little drunk off the ole' Matze and got friendly. Great. Thanks for that. However please note the last post here was made almost a year ago. Please do not spam old threads unless you have something really worthwhile to contribute. I'm pretty sure it would be almost impossible these days to unearth some stunning new knowledge concerning Morrowind. Thank you.

Oh man, these stories get better and better. So Pov, they got starved into a life of crime? These great incidents would not be possible if not for the improved AI.

It's true. Other people on the net have seen this as well. :D EDIT: Oh and Vaanic, best story ever mate!!!

Is there anything funnier than sending an opponent flying off his feet with your thrust attack? I sent a heavily armoured dremora flying backwards off a tower walkway....about oh, 4 stories down to his death. And this one, is just so sick it's hilarious. An enraged dremora in robes ran towards me in a narrow passage screaming and swinging his weapon when all of a sudden KA-CHUNG a massive scissor like blade chopped into him...I mean it really went into him, right down the middle and between his legs. Then it lifted back up PICKING HIM UP WITH IT as it was still in his now twitching body. (Seriously it was twitching and writhing.) Poor male without a father, I pointed and laughed.

I am loving this thread. Nice posts. Ratfactor...well, I don't know what to say really. Everyone needs a hobby.

I laughed out loud. The whole post was funny actually. Keep 'em coming.

Woohoo it worked for me. There are a couple of ways to do it. You could either use the file attachment option when you post, or get an image hosting site (www.photobucket.com) to host them for you, then paste the image url.

I made an overnight stopover in Chorral on the way to the Imperial City. In the morning I was doing some trading when two dogs ran past me, looking like they were up to typical doggy mischief. I later overheard a woman complaining to a guard about them. He did not seem too concerned though and said they did not bother him. Even if it was scripted, it's little details like that which make this game great.

Unlock Print Screen (PRTSCN) button There is a setting in the INI file: bAllowScreenShot=0 change to: bAllowScreenShot=1 Also, two related items for the screenshots: iScreenShotIndex=0 SScreenShotBaseName=Oblivion There are two INIs, one in the game folder called "Oblivion_default.ini", this is the one it uses to generate the REAL one.... My Documents\My Games\Oblivion\Oblivion.ini Edit the first one if you want to default to having screenshots on by default for all users. The settings it uses at runtime are the ones from My Documents folder. After you mod the INI file, you can press PRTSCN button and Oblivion will write a BMP file to your game folder. EDIT by LHammonds - Since this post, it has been learned that a few scenarios can prevent this from working such as Anti-Aliasing and Vista UAC. Please read the following article: How To Create Screenshots Using Oblivion Related topics: How to take screenshots using Fraps Screenshots: A basic guideline

Click any human or creature, type "kill" Instant kills Click a locked door or chest, type "unlock" Unlocks target object Without targeting, type "tgm" God Mode tfh Toggle Full Help player.additem 0000000F 'XXX' Adds the desired amount of gold. Replace the 'XXX' with the amount wanted. AddItem 00000000 # gives you # of item 00000000 (use other hex combinations for items) AddSpell 00000000 # gives you # of spell 00000000 (use other hex combinations for spells) modpcs skill 100 adds 100 points to the skill modpca luck 100 adds 100 pointsto an attribute (here luck) player.setlevel 1 Changes player level to desired number. Use 1-255 advlevel forces a level up with the levelup screen. advskill skill # Forces a skill level up of # levels, example: advskill blade 4 showclassmenu Allows you to change your class Showbirthsignmenu Allows you to change your birthsign movetoqt Teleports you to your quest target (for lazy bums) makes the game ALOT shorter >:) qqq exit game without using menus tcai Toggle combat ai, "sitting ducks" springs to mind tfc "ufo cam", freeflyng camera caqs Completes all quest stages ShowSubtitle Toggles NPC conversation subtitles psb Add all spells to player SexChange Changes your gender TCL Toggles collision ( noclip anyone?:), you go in the direction your facing, up/down/etc ) TDT Toggle debug display (FPS etc) TM Toggles hiding of all menus (for taking screenshots) SSG Creates a window with the full game scene graph TDETECT Toggle AI detection TLL Toggle land LOD TS Toggle sky TLV Toggle leaves TWF Toggle wireframe mode TAI Toggle AI TG Toggle Grass TT Toggle trees player.setAV <Ability/attribute> <#> Increase (Or decrease) Ability or Attribute player.additem <Form ID> <amount> Gives the player the given item and amount of the item. ShowBirthSignMenu Show the sign selection screen ShowRaceMenu Show the name/race/appearance selection screen ShowClassMenu Show the class selection screen SetPCFame gives you fame SetPCInfamy gives you infamy TFOW Toggles fog of war that hides the map POV # Change the angle of your point of view (default is 75) player.setcrimegold 0 Removes Bounty on your head. NOTE: If being chased by city guards, you must leave the city and go back for it to work on them. PlaceAtMe <formid>, <number of spawns>,<x>,<y> spawns a npc or item or creature where you put the cords in this recuires a ref.

We meet again Mr Anderson... This thread is almost a year old. I highly doubt that this issue is of any value anymore. I know you are new so I don't want to come down hard on you but please do not revive dead threads. They smell. Thanks.

...was accosted along the way by a bunch of undersexed mutant sea sponges, their pourous surfaces all bearing the likeness of various 80s wrestlers. They hurled abuse at her in slurred danish and waved their feather dusters menacingly, shocked by their intrusion she...

Hey Switch, was this not the MMORPG you had a bad experience with a while back? (And I mean a few years back)

...ponder his very existance when faced by the undeniable masculinity of Stampede, who had just now wandered into the proceedings. Unaware of the onlookers, he gave his horns a quick wipe with an oiled up chemise and lowered his head in anticipation of...

Would not surprise me. They are truly chaotic, one need only get the chance to speak to any of them, or read their writings and what is with the stacking of the furniture? Reminds me of a scene from poltergeist. The Sixth House has always fascinated and frightened me.

Haha! Sorry, I'm twisted, but I'm finding that image highly amusing. I once had a water breathing character and used to have great fun in leading rampaging enemies to a watery grave.

No problem. That is where you will find the file names, now the rest is a tedious process of making sure the right body part is matched with the right model.

Have you assigned meshes from the construction kit CD to your new race?

Marilyn Manson - Antichrist Superstar. Man, I love this album. The heavy guitars really get my adrenaline pumping.