spyro1201 Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 I was once walking around Dive Rock with the Adoring fan.I figured i'd try this new staff i got.I told him to stay on the ledge.The staff had high shock damage and a Soul trap spell.I immediately shot him and watched him fly(what goes up must come down :P)I wish i had an empty black soul gem so i can have his soul too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimyMarmot Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 I'm not sure about a single kill, but I do have an amusing mass murder: Everyone knows the danger of touching a sigil stone tower beam, right? The way the beam works is if you are within "range", the beam will cast a target-spell on the character that is the equivalent off a console kill-command. However, it's possible to (briefly) dodge the spell and have the beam start spamming more kill spells if the character is still touching the beam. I was once raiding a gate and had made my way to the to the top with the sigil stone. The whole sanguis was flooded with dremora (close to 20 I believe), and I started running around the base floor in evasion. With a little help from Midas Magic, I managed to push one of my assailants into the sigil beam. Somehow his body ended flying up and down the beam, which was now spamming kill spells everywhere to eliminate the physics-bugged NPC... a massacre ensued as the runaway spells killed about a dozen "innocent" dremora. Gotta love those weird design decisions... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abicion Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 I still chuckle pretty much any time someone is shot by an arrow and gets their flailing corpse blasted into the air by what Bethesda considers to be reasonably realistic physics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spyro1201 Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 I once had this bug that when someone is killed by a melee weapon they start flying for miles.When i was doing the oblivion gate quest at Bruma,with captain Burn and 2 soldiers.The 2 footmen died.Since Burd is an essential NPC he cant die.He was on low health and i accidentally hit him,he flew for miles into the lava.He kept dying and dying....I figured getting him out by hand would be suicide so i used the resurrect cheat on him.I used it because it also puts the NPC right next to me :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLordCrane Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 One of my faves is from the DB mission where you have to kill all the guests. I walk in with a giant bow and some madness arrows and tell the lady I'm going to kill 'em all. She says I'm funny. So I proceed to shoot everyone (I like to use un-enchanted bows/arrows so they stay in their target. My signature, if you will) and no one guesses it's the dude with the arrows. Gotta love the dumbass AI. Another would be using the console to make another me, then posing it with Actors in Charge and turning it to gold with midas Magic so I have a statue of myself. Which I then decapped with a deadly reflex ambush. The body doesn't fall over until you loot it. XD Also once paralyzed a partner on one of the oblivion tower walkways and they plummeted to the ground below. One of my favorites though was getting the ninja tomb mod with deadly reflex. I killed them all, brought them back to life, then repeated a few times. It's hilarious because when you slice off a head it acts as an actor copy so you can have like 20 of the same person's head lying around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DagonTheranis Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 I once shot someone into a chair so it looked like they were sitting. I also had an incident where I paralyzed a dremora, it fell into the lava, followed by one of my companions, followed by another dremora, etc, until my 5 companions and 6 dremora are in the lava. 2 compansions survived, but one was the adoring fan, so I paralyzed him and he fell back in. he then proceded to fly back up. Not exactly a funny kill but if you knock ulfgar fogeye unconcious and get his body off the tower, his body flies back up before he resurrects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argomirr Posted September 3, 2009 Author Share Posted September 3, 2009 Not exactly a funny kill but if you knock ulfgar fogeye unconcious and get his body off the tower, his body flies back up before he resurrects.Haha, it's also funny to drag an unconscious NPC under a table, then watch what happens when they try to get back up. ;D They usually get stuck in the table, but one time some guy flew all over the room, knocking over almost every item in there. I laughed really hard! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCalliton Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 i hit this goblin once and it dissapeared Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omeletter Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 I can't remember all, especially when my computer lags really hard with grass turned on, and even without it! Anyway, when martin first arrives at the cloud ruler temple, all salute, right before that I "threw" him in the air using playable sheogorath mod, (that spell called Fling! if someone wondering) he flew through the air shouting I know you expect me being emperor, bla bla bla. Then all blades and Jaufree looked at him as he fly to the stars, through the sky, they started to salute Hail Dragon born, Hail!!! Suddenly Martin flew back to the exact position where he was staying, continuing giving the speech as if NOTHING has happened!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He didnt even get hurt, but that was funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcozo Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Ive got alot,but my recent funny was i was fighting bandits,there were 2,and only one notices,i prefer using bow and arrows no matter what,anyway,i did the finishing shot,and for no reason at all,while he was dead,he started stretching,and then lifted his arm in the air like he was superman and flew straight up and never came down... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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