Vinze Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 I once killed an enemy with an AoE spell, and I got this ragdoll glich, so that all the limbs where disconnected. So the enemy got blown to pieces basicly... ...Might not that funny, but then again. Since when is death amusing? >_<. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luxsie Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 why not try the "psb" and use the biggist "Mine effect" and throw that damn ball from the mountain? i'd thought it would have a border but minutes later the system tells me my distraction spell leveled up. -_-|||it feels just as using the "hell cow" cheat in the NWN1: you really killed someone but you didn't know who... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ResidentWeevil2077 Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 I once killed an enemy with an AoE spell, and I got this ragdoll glich, so that all the limbs where disconnected. So the enemy got blown to pieces basicly... ...Might not that funny, but then again. Since when is death amusing? >_<.That happened to me once before - I was in Oblivion and killed a Dremora archer, and when it was limp, parts of its body started rolling away stretching its body and looking very weird. o_O For my funniest kill, I used the highest level of the "Fingers of the Mountain" spell and blasted a group of several weak creatures a couple hundred feet into the air. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlaCkBlitZ Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 A barbarian was chasing an Outlaw, which is basically the MMM raider chasing the OOO raider. So I readied my bow at the side and shot the barbarian in the head. This led to his lower body doing a 180 flip from the right side to the left side while the entire body shifts to the left but still flying foward for abit due to the running momentum. But then this Outlaw suddenly decides he has enough courage to take on the barbarian, turns around and the barbarian lands right on him.I think the weight thing knocked the outlaw down on the ground but when he tried to get up, his entire body started vibrating alot since the barbarian body was still on top of him. His entire body kept struggling up and down and eventually glitched into the ground. I thought that was the end of the show so I went over to loot the barbarian, but suddenly the outlaw shot out of the ground and flew really really really high up into the air. Pushing the barbarian corpse quite a distance away as well. I never saw that outlaw ever again, he probably transcended into the heavens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niccolo Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 My funniest was actually an almost-kill... thanks kindly to Unnecessary Violence's rather weird bug. I was rampaging through the Mythic Dawn hidey-hole (The Arrius one) with a big sword, carving up the Dawnies left and right. Step round the corner, kick an armoured MD in the chest... and his armour explodes off. And he runs. So I run after him, chasing this insane naked guy through the whole damn cavern. He was nearly dead, too, and I just never ever saw him again. I like to think that to this day, he still inhabits the shrine as the sole occupant, sitting stark naked on the altar rocking back and forth mumbling about the 'crazy lady with an armour-piercing kick'. Story Two: This is about ME getting killed. I just downloaded a mod that puts the dragon buster from Berserk in the game, in the usual spot (marketplace). Anyway, I headed there leisurely, bent to pick up my sword... huh. No sword. Damn. I figure I must have the wrong location and I'd trip over it eventually. Few hours down the line, I've forgotten all about the sword and I decide to use someone's head as target practice. Next thing I know, the whole damn town's on my tail... and in the lead is some crazy beggar-lady waving that bloody sword around. I was not happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DagonTheranis Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 I just downloaded a mod that puts the dragon buster from Berserk in the game, in the usual spot (marketplace). Anyway, I headed there leisurely, bent to pick up my sword... huh. No sword. Damn. I figure I must have the wrong location and I'd trip over it eventually. Few hours down the line, I've forgotten all about the sword and I decide to use someone's head as target practice. Next thing I know, the whole damn town's on my tail... and in the lead is some crazy beggar-lady waving that bloody sword around. I was not happy. Oh that's awesome! :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niccolo Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 I just downloaded a mod that puts the dragon buster from Berserk in the game, in the usual spot (marketplace). Anyway, I headed there leisurely, bent to pick up my sword... huh. No sword. Damn. I figure I must have the wrong location and I'd trip over it eventually. Few hours down the line, I've forgotten all about the sword and I decide to use someone's head as target practice. Next thing I know, the whole damn town's on my tail... and in the lead is some crazy beggar-lady waving that bloody sword around. I was not happy. Oh that's awesome! :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :laugh: It was. But I was quite cross about not getting my sword....And I never found her again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyCummies Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 I found random guard with his torso twisted 360 degrees around and his arm glued to his head and he was twitching around while still alive so I casted Failed Levatation (hilarity mod) and nothing happened for a while then his body streached really far instantly frozen in mid air. There was also a wood elf with very strechy limbs hlying in all directions. All happening in the Imperial City Market District Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjhatch Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Earlier today I was questing for the Shield of the Crusader for the KotN plugin. As I entered Fort Bulwark I killed the conjurer on the ground, and as I went up the stairs to kill a conjurer, I kept hearing her voice but I couldn't find her. As I got to the third floor I get hit by a spell, I turn around and I see her on the fourth floor. She walks towards me, shooting another spell, and falls down the hole in the middle of the fort to her death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burningwreckage00 Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 Well i reciently recieved my new funnies kill,wich is part of a quest in the Shivering Isles.Its the one wit the suicidal guy that wants me to take him by suprise,and i pushed him off a ledge and sudenly behind me i hear a dark seducer saying "They should do something about this,such things happen all the time >:)".At the moment i was like o_O LOL!!!! That one was great. Usually I just have some random npc attack him. He'll end up running around like a coward screaming "I HURTS, STOP!". I like that dark seducer's comment when you push him off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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