Peregrine Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 a good drink to give her the courage to fight the daedra. So she went to the local bar, and drank until she could barely see the ground. On her way out, the God of Storytelling decided that she was too cliche a hero to be entertaining. Unfortunately for her, the alcohol was too much, and she tripped and fell on her own sword, impaling her heart. As she died, her last thought was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark0ne Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 does my bum look big in this? and with that she died, but not before... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThetaOrionis01 Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 ... a giant meteorite struck and wiped out all life, save for a small colony of bacteria. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indoril Nerevar Posted March 11, 2005 Author Share Posted March 11, 2005 Down in the colony of the bacteria the bacteria were rejoicing crying," Yeeey. We have succeded over the daedra and dunmer. We shall build our own civilization and call it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peregrine Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Death,' said one of the bacteria. "An appropriate name for the pile of ash we will become!" And then he pressed the button on his tiny nuke and completed the ending of their pathetic existence. And the universe was quiet once more, free of over-used and unimaginative hero concepts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indoril Nerevar Posted March 11, 2005 Author Share Posted March 11, 2005 Then a strang vessel came down from the heavens. The vessel was saucer shaped and it let out strange short men. They went first to Red Mountain(that's what they called it anyway.) and set up strang machines, inside the mountain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
draighox Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 The god of life, disgusted with suicides, said: 'There shall be no self murders, intended, or unintened.' And suicides, even unintended ones (like falling onto your sword) became impossible since that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indoril Nerevar Posted March 11, 2005 Author Share Posted March 11, 2005 (Thank you draighox. you may very well have saved this thread.) The dwarves (the little men) then discovered dna of the dunmer. They then built machines to make variations of each person and they ended up with grey men( that's because the dunmer had painted pictures of themselves with gray paint instead of white because they had no white at the time.).The dwarves were very interested in restoring the ancient dunmer traditons. So they built shrines to each daedra in Oblivion giving them their power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThetaOrionis01 Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Unfortunately it turned out that the god of life was nothing but a figment of Sheogorath's imagination, and promptly turned into a mongoose dancing the Bolero. Sadly, the mongoose was so gigantic that it suffered gravitational collapse and where the planet had once been only a black hole remained from which not even Sheogorath's imagination could escape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
draighox Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 [You missed one thing there, Theta. While the god of life was indeed a figment of Sheogorath's imagination, his will continued. No more suicides happened since that day.] Far far away was a planet, called... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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