Peregrine Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Hell, the realm of the Mad Bird God. Annoyed that people were prevented in dying, he removed the ban on suicides. No mere minor deity could ignore his will, and he relaxed on his throne with a bowl of popcorn and watched the suicides resume. As death once again filled the universe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
draighox Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 The Mad Bird God was so obsessed with suicides that he decided to commit one himself. He took the Great Sword of the Slayer of the Mad Gods and sliced himself in two. The suicide ban was there again, and there were no gods left, powerful enaugh to remove the ban. (It is impossible to come back to life if you are killed with the Great Sword of the Slayer of the Mad Gods. No way.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThetaOrionis01 Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 However, since not even Sheogorath's imagination was able to escape from the aforementioned black hole, neither could the figment that was the Great Sword of the Slayer of the Mad Gods, and the act of slaying was therefore nothing but a figment of the Mad Bird God's imagination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
draighox Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Not only the figment of the Sword, but also the figment of the Mad God himself couldn't escape from the black hole, so the act of removing the ban was nothing but a figment of imagination. Imagination of nothingness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abramul Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 But on a planet far away, someone said 'Jabbawack' in just the right way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark0ne Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 meanwhile, on the other side of the galaxy, Dark0ne's socks were still unwashed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icefiddell Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 the smell of the socks travelled far and wide, destroying planets and their inhabitants, whole Galaxies disappeared beneath the cloud of green musk, whole civilzations started a great exedus to escape the stinky onslaught. Seeing no hope, a worm hole suddenly opened and out came Super Ted and BatmaN... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
draighox Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 That's it. I give up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indoril Nerevar Posted March 14, 2005 Author Share Posted March 14, 2005 But the evil Joker and braniac had teamed up and the wormhole turned into a purple balck hole which sucked them up. The smell of the socks and even Dark One's socks themselves were consumed by the monstrosity. Back on the planet of the story, the dwarves had just made a machine that was to control morrowind. One was also on Mournhold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 But suddenly something went wrong, and the dwarves realised that it was the machine that controled them. It was the ultimate sock-wash-machine, the machine of doom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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