UsernameWithA9 Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 (edited) I came across this game on another website under the name of 'Wrong Answer Game'. That name was a little bland so I changed it but the concept is the same. I'll begin by asking a reasonable question and the next person answers in an absurdly ridiculous fashion but keeps it so that it sounds somewhat plausible, then poses the next question. And so on... Example: Question - Why do city buses have both perpendicular and parallel seats? Answer - It's a global conspiracy orchestrated by bus manufacturers & city transit planners to frustrate OCD sufferers that obsess over buses with perpendicular seating only and refuse to ride anything else. This game has the potential to generate some hilarious answers so feel free to be as rude, crude and absurdly ridiculous as you can think of, keeping within site rules of course. Personally, I don't care. First Question: How does a mirror reflect? Edited May 2 by UsernameWithA9 Added clarification on how to answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zixi Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Ans: Light enters the glass and is rattled about. The rattling about causes each light particle to occupy the exact opposite position it used to have because the particles loose their sense of what is up and what is down. The knowledge of this phenomena is as yet in its infancy but some theorists think that if you had a strong enough pull on the particles then theoretically at least you could flip the image so that a mirror image would no longer be a mirror image. However, as this has huge linguistic implications no theorist has as yet been happy to take this on board. Partly because they don't fancy an argument with Chomsky. Q: Why do frogs leap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 A: They like jumping to conclusions. Q: Where do lost socks go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zixi Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Ans: Goodness, that one is so easy! They go to the Sock Black Hole which functions much like ordinary Black Holes. Objects can go in but they can't pass back out. And it's dark. Much like Milton's Paradise Lost (to refer to another thread) and it's "No light but rather darkness visible..." Q. Why do troubles come in threes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsernameWithA9 Posted April 15 Author Share Posted April 15 A: Because the current God of Troubles can only count to three. Last year, at the Universal Gods and Goddess Tribunal, it was established that after the current god's reign ends, a new god will be seated and the amount of troubles you receive will be raised to five. But that's not for another 25 million years. Q: How do remote controls work? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 A: Well, you push the buttons here, and the thing it's controlling just does its thing. Q: Why is the sky dark at night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 A: it is actually a black robe with specks of white stuff that didn't make it into the owners mouth because of the short hairs on the womans mustache. Q: Where do mud turtles live? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsernameWithA9 Posted April 15 Author Share Posted April 15 A: From the planet Muddindinindin in the galaxy W2246-0526. This galaxy is known for squeezing their neighbors into new shapes, stealing stars and carrying on with other celestial shenanigans. Mud turtles were sent here to Earth several billion years ago to steal our mud and return to their sediment lacking planet. So far, few have gathered enough mud to justify returning because... well, they're turtles. It seems turtles from outer space are just as slow as our native species. Q: Why do Dachshunds have short legs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 A: What do you mean short? They're still long enough to reach the ground, aren't they? Q: Why do pug dogs have flattened faces? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsernameWithA9 Posted April 15 Author Share Posted April 15 (edited) A: That was a fluke in design when breeders were curling the pug's tail. One guy pulled too hard when curling effectively flattening it's face. They were just gonna throw that one away but Queen Elizabeth recognized the practicality in the pug's design when utilized to attend to her... lady needs. And thus, the Pug was created. Too soon for Queen Beth jokes? Q: How does the internet work? Edited April 15 by UsernameWithA9 Typo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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