Drakefell01 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 A: This is because the greek gods are really planets Q: why don't people eat tree bark? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zixi Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 A: Because it will turn them to the bark side. (I sound like a Christmas cracker...) Q: Why does gravity cause everything to go downwards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakefell01 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 A: Because Isaac Newton created it to do just that! Q: Why did the french steal egg toast from the gypsies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 A: The French thought it was an eggcellent thing to eat, and they couldn't get un oeuf of it. Some started selling it too, and made some good bread! Q: Why are bacon and eggs and pancakes and such breakfast foods? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zixi Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 20 hours ago, Drakefell01 said: A: Because Isaac Newton created it to do just that! rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zixi Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 A: Because they are flat -ish. If they were all heap-y then they couldn't be a breakfast dish because people don't have time to work through mountains of food. (Even I think that answer is implausible). Q: Why are oranges all dimpled? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsernameWithA9 Posted April 29 Author Share Posted April 29 A: That's a result of the durability testing at the orange factory. After the orange reaches maturity, the workers pluck them and begin hurling them at each other. Oranges that are dented or 'dimpled' as you call it are deemed satisfactory, passing the test, and those that burst are eaten on the spot. Q: When you bleach fabric, why does it turn white? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 A: It turns? That's a surprise. I thought fabric was cleaned when chlorine was poured into the water with it. When it gets turned by the stirring rod the chlorine washes out the color while passing through the strands of the fabric. Chlorine gets rid of bugs, bugs poo, and mold too, so all the color was partly because of bugs living on their own plot of land, near where they left their filth outside their house and we, if our bedding wasn't washed daily, were snoozing on top their yards at night, that are so small they barely notice us crushing down upon them, to sleep upon the fabrics near their house and the outhouse. Q: Why are dogs man's best friend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsernameWithA9 Posted April 29 Author Share Posted April 29 A: Because cats lost the vote and have been perturbed about it ever since. Q: Why are there so many different languages spoken globally? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 A: Eating and talking isn't a different language, it's just Mothers' around the glob of food on the table trying to keep those talking with their mouths full from spitting food back on the lazy girl in the middle holding all the different trays of cooked food. Q; Why did so many people post pictures of their cats because they thought the cats were so cute? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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