AaronOfMpls Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 A: Cat mind control rays, making us think they're so friggin' cute, awwwww (brb, petting cat) Q: How do cats purr? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakefell01 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 (edited) A: They purr because they have a microphone in there stomach! Q: why do i have a throbbing headache? Edited April 29 by Drakefell01 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsernameWithA9 Posted April 29 Author Share Posted April 29 A: Your ego is expanding at an exponential rate and is subject to blow soon. If there are others in your household, I advise you to have them evacuated. Q: Why is the show Seinfeld still in syndication? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zixi Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 10 hours ago, UsernameWithA9 said: A: Your ego is expanding at an exponential rate and is subject to blow soon. If there are others in your household, I advise you to have them evacuated. rofl... brilliant! A: Because no one has come up with a good alternative. Q: Why don't clouds have clear edges? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 A: Because clear edges would just look wrong. Q: Why is The Simpsons still in production after almost 35 years? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakefell01 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 A: bad production company Q: why do so many people use things to make there breath smell good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsernameWithA9 Posted April 30 Author Share Posted April 30 A: It's a technique used to attract the rare mouth dwelling bee. They seem to be most attracted to the scent of mint. Practitioners of this bizarre practice spray some mint in their mouths, use mint flavored mouthwash, chew a mint leaf or anything mint flavored in an attempt to attract the bees into their mouths. It's said that once several bees are trapped in one's mouth, they begin to excrete the sweetest honey known to humanity. The bee's stingers aren't very large and don't pack that much of a punch but the practitioners are stung quite often, sometimes hundreds of times. It begs the question: Was the juice worth the squeeze? Q: Where is my mind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demorphic Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 A: Your mind fell down the back of the couch last week along with several potato chips and the TV remote. It now dwells there as ruler of The Lost Things, a benign leader of several thousand pen caps, odd socks, lego bricks and salted peanuts. Your body now operates solely on muscle memory and mimicry and is actually doing a lot better as a post-mind entity. Q: By the way, did anyone figure out whether photons have mass or not? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsernameWithA9 Posted April 30 Author Share Posted April 30 A: That field of research has been officially scrapped due to undisclosed reasons. In the conspiracy theory circles, it's been alleged that one reason could be that photons were discovered to have a consciousness. No explanation was given as to how this was determined but if true that could explain why the research was halted. If it was further discovered that photons also had mass then that opens up ethic concerns. Because with mass and consciousness, you now have an entity capable of wanting things. Should we give these photons rights? Should they be allowed to vote? Blah Blah Blah... It just didn't seem cost effective to further the research. Q: Who is John Galt? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakefell01 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 A: I think he's your Psychiatrist Q: Why is the sun red in space and yellow on earth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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