Pagafyr Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 A: I did have some time, but I am going to use it to get an Espresso'. Q: Why did the dish run away with a spoon when a cow jumped over the Moon? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakefell01 Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 (edited) A: because it rhymes? Q: for what reason do people eat things? Edited May 6 by Drakefell01 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 A: Because they'd rather not eat stuff Q: Why do we say "take a [poop]" or "take a [pee]" when we're actually leaving it? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakefell01 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 A: Because the english people are backwards Q: Why is the world so cold? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 A: Because you turned your computer off. Q: Why do english people think backwards? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakefell01 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 A: Because frontwards is boring Q: Why is french so confusing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 A: Because they speak to the heart and not the head. Q: Why do Spaniards call a person a conquistador? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deleted156886133 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 A: It's a term borrowed from the Portuguese because the Spainards thought it sounded cool. Q: Why was the album Appetite For Destruction by Guns N' Roses so successful? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivionaddicted Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 Because it is very curious. Where does the sun set? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 A: *points somewhere to the west* Over there. Q: Where does the sun go at night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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