Pagafyr Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 A: Nowhere. It just sits there like a concerned parent waiting for us to stop by again. Q: Why do all the birds go in the Winter time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deleted156886133 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 A: The first rule of Bird Club is they don't talk about where they go for Winter. Q: How does Wi-Fi compare with a dial-up connection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 A: They compared each other for Dating, but the Dial-up was getting bump around when too many other Dating dial-up had too many members. They all didn't fit in so any extras had to wait in line outside. Wi-Fi had a larger dance hall. Many Wi-Fi could get slower as their numbers gathered in; crowding the dance floor, so they slowed but they rarely got disconnected. Q: How many slots does a Mobile phone Internet servive provider have in one tower in the towers local broadcast area? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivionaddicted Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 More than zero and less than the infinite. Which country do the french fries come from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 A: They come from an American Fast Food place in a country called Burger Master who was competing with Dairy Queen, who was competing with Harold's Pizzeria, who was competing with Bories, who was competing with The 3D Dinner Club, who was competing with the High Hat, who was competing with Eddy's Supper Club, who was competing with Jolly Jacks Bar and Grill, who was competing with the Lobby Bar and Grill, who were all sleeping and losing the competition Sheffies Pancake House (because they were open at 4:30 AM, who was competing with Kings Table, who was competing with Big Boy Restaurant, who was competing with MAC Donalds, who came after Kentucky Fried Chicken who chose mashed potatos over fried, and now Fuddruckers is competing with Five Brothers, and Five Brothers is competing with Roadhouse Diner, who were all competing with the women learning to make fries at the cooking class at the Y. W. C. A. and the women got first prize for Fries, because they fried everything when they were learning how to use a DEEP FAT FRYER. There are stories that french fries actually came from an island called Pistacios, but someone discovered a plot to discredit where they really came from. Known as Potatos. Where potatos came from is big a mystery as the Pyrimids of Egypt, which are losing their audience as more of their stuff got fried in the Sahara Desert. Q: How do you make potato salad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakefell01 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 A: You through a potato in to a tree Q: Why is the planet called earth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted May 8 Share Posted May 8 A: Because calling it Dirt instead would just be silly. Q: What is the closest planet to Earth that we could live on without a space suit or an airtight structure? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted May 8 Share Posted May 8 A: Back when creation was in the first stage of creating a group of baby stars, one of the actors on stage thought they needed something to help people find their theater. The first idea for advertising was from the family of farmers whose children were too young to do big adult work. The children came up with the idea to created a beaten path to the theaters doors. Naming that, the ground they walk on. This brought no attention to the theater's troupe. So they put arrows in the dirt aliens could see from far far away with their telescopes in their entertainment rooms. Thus a crowd appeared at the theater on opening night. While waiting in line standing in the dirt trail to the front a few aliens complain about all the earth they had gotten on their shoes and pants legs. One of them threatened to make the theater pay for the laundry bill. You get this EARTH off my shoes and Pant LEGs or I will sue. The aliens waiting in line started chanting. GET off the Earth, Get off the Earth. And that's how the planet got it's name. Q: Why did AaronOfMpls chose to post here before I finished the reason why Terra firma was named Earth? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakefell01 Posted May 8 Share Posted May 8 (edited) A: Because AaronOfMpls has robotic hands and can type fast. Q: Why does food turn green if you leave it out to long Edited May 8 by Drakefell01 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted May 8 Share Posted May 8 A: There is no question. A: Only the space suits without anyone in them can exist. When they arrived on the planet where the living beings that the space suits were for the sun of the planet gave life to all the space suits. Now the planet has a family of space suits full of hot air. LIke many of us seem to expell when we type. Q: What Aliens from the planet Dirt in particular could live on a planet near enough for them to survive the journey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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