Pagafyr Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 A: Water does a great deal of work on it's appearence. It gets up in the morning before even the fishes in the sea are awake. It dones it's complete costume in a nano second so no one notices it is a bunch of little parts. The duo called the hyd and ox get started first. Then when hyd is exited it causes another ox to join. Thus hyd has two ox's to hold hands with. Once all three are ready, nature say. A one, a two, a three, a four. Waves the magic wand. The echos from the hills who are alive start the songs of nature and everyone wakes up. Those of us who are well aware like to use hyd and ox to brush away our sleepy dreams. Or we can use hyd and two ox's to make a drink. I like to call Espresso'. It makes me think fast with trained of thoughts. Pardon me I see it is going to rain in 12 hours. I want to be ready with some shampoo. put on my swimming trunks, grab my beach towel and get a Natural bath in Sunshine and Rain. I can see clearly now Q; Why is waking up so hard to do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakefell01 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 A: Because Humans only have 2 legs not 4 Q: Who is sitting in seat 42? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zixi Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 A: The person who is not sitting in seat 41 or 43... Q: Why are there twelve months in a year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakefell01 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 A: Because some people fear the number 13. Q: Why do people not put ketchup on a taco? (It's really good you should try it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 A: They don't relish an idea that seemilgly doesn't cut the mustard. Q: Who do you have to kill to get a drink around here? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 A: Time. Q: Does fresh garden produce taste better than store bought? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zixi Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 A: No. But after you've done all that gardening. Been on slug patrol at night and at 6 o'clock in the morning. After you've dug all that ground, raised all those seedlings, watered day and night with heavy watering cans, hoed all those annoying weeds; you just have to convince yourself that your stuff is better than anything else by far. It's a fallacy. It is encouraged by the seed companies and those people who sell hoes. Q: Why don't cuckoos build their own nests? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 A: They know it's easiers to just find a baby sitter that works for free. Q: Is a fresh new garden a bed? If so; is there somwwhere we can get some sheets, blankets, and pillows for it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 A: Dunno, but you can certainly try planting yourself there a while. Q: Why is a factory sometimes called a plant? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivionaddicted Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 Because some of them produce implants. Why is there a Lake Superior in North America but no Lake Inferior? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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