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A: The burnt cacti it has become quite popular in the sahara desert.

 

Q: What kind of dog eats seaweed? 

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A: The secret life of the mer-dog.  Ariel got to keep her legs because an old sea dog wanted to become a merman.

Q: Why is Chloe AI android the super duper looks like an a human, AI robot not getting as much attention as Sophia?

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A: She's shy.  

Q: Why are those misty things called 'sea frets'?

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A: The merpeople tried to fret their guitars and lutes with them, and fretted when they couldn't.

Q: Is there something in my teeth? 😬

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A: The root the enamal is surrounded by.  A few beard and mustache hairs you nibbled on while you were asleep.

Q: Where are our destinies kept until it's time for us to find our densities?

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A: Ah ha. That would be Pandora's Box you're talking about. Your destiny is in there. No need to fret. It has those silica crystals to ward off the damp. Your destiny won't arrive mouldy or soggy.

Q: Why do guitars constantly need tuning?

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A: Because they get strung out, baby!  Are ya hip?  They have to go to Beatrice Ford Guitar String Rehab for two to six weeks to get restrung!

Q: Who got the idea to cook the dough cut from donuts and called them donut holes?

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A: Courtney Love's grandma.  It's why she called her band Hole.

Q: *tap* *tap* 🎙 ...Is this thing on?

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It depends of your point of view I suppose, if you are hanged by the feet you might see things upside down.

 

Since the United States have a state called Arkansas and another state called Kansas and since the USA have another state named Arizona why don't the USA have a state called Izona?

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A: They couldn't fit another star on the flag.

Q: While we're on states: Why are there two different pronunciations, Lou-we-zee-anna and Losey-anna, for Louisiana?

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