Guest deleted156886133 Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 A: Because when the beans are grouped in any number other than 5, weird things happen. Group together six beans and they grow into curious anthropomorphized pine trees seeking answers as to why they smell like all the other evergreens. My grandmother once grouped together seven beans and had a hell of a time chasing all the know-it-all cooks out of her kitchen. Q: Why does water freeze at 32 degrees fahrenheit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 A: To confuse all the people who adopted centigrade/Celsius many years later. Q: How does rain get into the clouds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakefell01 Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 A: an Enderman brings the blocks of rain to the upper atmosphere. Q: why do birds not have ears? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deleted156886133 Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 A: Well, they used to many millions of years ago but since they don't have fingers, they couldn't finger out the wax build-up. So, evolution took over. Q: Why don't birds have fingers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 A: They had fingers? Well, if they did and they picked their beaks allot that might have worn them down until they shredded the fingers so much they became thin paper. Since each new finger got shredded after awhile they had regrown them. Shredding more and with so many the papery shredded fingers under their extended arms it was discovered to give them a bit of lift if they waved at a friend. Before it was discovered that they could get a bit of lift several fell from the low branches of their home tree until one, lucked out and stretched out the paper shreds and glided to the ground. Thus no more crashing down on their heads after waving at the girl bird across the way on another branch they couldn't quite hop to. Which was where the saying came from, Dumb Birds. Q: Are Eurasian Collored Doves being mistaken for Mourning Doves? (The Mourning Doves barely get in a note before the Eurasian Collared Doves that invaded the USA start chirping. Sounds like they are saying to the other birds near their mates on the grounds, That is our stuff. Those Eurasian Collored Doves seem to be very teritorial once they move in. Not even a Robin will get back into the tree the Robin's ancestors roosted in for centuries.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zixi Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 Ans: Eurasian Collared Doves are from the species streptopelia. This is a Greek word meaning collared dove. So the real meaning of the collared dove is 'collared collared dove' or 'collared dove, collared dove'. It's a bit like Ben Nevis (but it isn't a mountain of course - it's a dove). The mourning dove is zenaida macroura. Quite a separate species. They are both doves, they are sort of a dull grey brown so possibly people have got confused. People do get confused. Actually, I feel a bit confused as to why you're obsessing over doves... And yes, how they got that nice press about being peaceful is a mystery since in our garden (at least) they seem extremely aggressive and unpleasant... Q: Why is Umbra called Umbra? Why wasn't it called 'Soul Stealer'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 A: The answer is lost in shadow. Q: Why are the gods so crazy sometimes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 A: The what? I've discovered that might because their are so many of them that they get that way when someone gives another one their attention after liking the one for so long. Now-a-days it is customers swapping Internet and phone companies for cheaper and better service so often it's a mess. When the discovery there was a great number of gods which weren't being talked about, because someone, an anti-atheist who doesn't like any of them, not even atheists, was being kept on a stage performing mathematical equations that looked like real magic and could talk through a dummy while drinking from his Bear Stein. Saying that he's Proving that out of the 9999.9 unknowns some two were getting all the admiration like Thor was, Vlad was, or Joan of some boat or rather was a hipster maybe. Q: Why aren't they any anti-atheists (who don't pray to any gods) calling atheists a bunch of copy cats like most of the people who praise gods and hate anyone who dosn't even like atheists? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakefell01 Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 A: because everyone eats too much Bread to think about that Q: Why don't more people play this game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deleted156886133 Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 (edited) A: Because this game doesn't exist in the same reality as those who don't play, thus they aren't aware of this game's existence. Q: Why do the wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round? Edited April 27 by UsernameWithA9 typo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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