Ramziez Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Oh let's see I do lots of things just cause I'm board like, 1. Completing Knights of the nine and using createfullactor copy of myself and ask my clone to follow me around. 2. Using the Akatosh mount and flying all the way up to the skybox and getting off my mount SO MUCH FALL DAMAGE. 3. Betting on arena fights and noclipping into the arena mid-fight to "sway" the odds in my favor and talking to the winner about rumors, you never know about them. 4. Giving random NPCs bounty and watch the guards destroy them. That's usually about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omeletter Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 A spoiler!!! Remembered that Thieves' Guild quest about the book and Pale Lady in Skingrad? Well, get the guards on your tail, run through the door where Pale Lady is standing, they will start to attack her, paralyze the guards, and then run through the door back, dont forget to close it! Hear the slaughtering, and stupid guards walking into the non opening door in the barrel. Lol, they even not complaining about stucking in the wine barrel, with some necromancer lady! They started to talk about mudcrabs, while the other one was walking into the door, FAIL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Javalin Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 After modifying the spell that Fingers of the Mountain spell to scale properly with other spells, I forgot the jump distance was so far, and ended up killing everyone in the trade district after accidentally hitting my "Cast Spell" button. It didn't directly hit the guards, however, the damage done by it completely obliterated everyone in the trade district by jumping around to each target. Almost like a chain lightnight effect :P EPIC FAIL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burningwreckage00 Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 I like to cause riots and mayhem wherever I go. In the Arcane University, if my character is well liked by the mages, I click on the guard and type in: startcombat player. The guard begins to attack me, and the mages come to defend me. They kill the guard, and a second later everyone is screaming "HELP! MURDER!". I also went out of my way in constrution set anc create two new characters, who every day at 12 to 5 would go to the Market district and try to kill one another. The guards, of coarse, interfere and a huge riot starts. Then there's creating copies of other people and having them attack their original. Lastly I like forcing Wide Eye to attack the Dancer who appears after the Shivering Isles main quest, causing everyone to hate Wide Eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L33Nexus Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 I make some stupid weapons for my own amusement and just kill NPC's with them errm Umberella anvil on a stick and some other stupid stuff lik for chistmas it was a cand cane dagger looked like a candy can sheathed but wielded it was a deadly blade :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pushkatu Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 Dancing naked in front of a bunch of blind priests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsterHunterMaster Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 1. accepting the request from the adoring fan if he might be my "companion"2. bet at the blue team in the arena, using "tcl" in the console and kill the yellow team fighter so the money was mine..3. jumping down from the high tower in the IC, just to see how long its going to take me to crash onto the ground.. :rolleyes: 4. summon a deadra xivilai and then getting killed by him cuz i attacked him accidentaly.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netwit2008 Posted January 24, 2010 Author Share Posted January 24, 2010 Evil I tell ya, roflmao!! You all are just evil. But er..um... I must say I do like a good riot meself, lol! ;D BTW- that is a nice sig MonsterHunter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyHollowHead Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 I have a save file where I have 2 million bounty. I have climbed onto the top of every castle without cheating. I have started a war guard vs. citizens. I have had an enemy follow me into the arcane university. boy, mostly all I do is random stuff thata makes me laugh so there's a lot I can't even remember Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klutzy Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Argghh there are so many demented things I've done I'm not sure what to choose. But oh well, here it is. I had nearly a hundred mods running at one point which killed my Oblivion Game, so I narrowed 100 down to 15 but that has killed the game completely. Along the roads, in the cities, in dungeons, everywhere, people just slaughter each other. In the Arcane Uni, the mages fight the battlemage guards and among themselves. Along the roads, there are hundreds of guards and NPCs fighting each other, bandits, and multiple animals and daedra. When someone dies they turn into a zombie or lich or ghost, arrows and daggers are now one hit kill..... everything is screwed. Though I have taken this to my advantage. While helping about 6 guards take on 10 bandits near Lake Rumare, one of the four guards remaining puts me under arrest, strangely enough, I have no bounty at all. So I resist arrest and kill them all and jump across the water to the IC. I enter the Palace District and am shocked to see about 300 Legion Soldiers running at me to arrest me. I resist arrest and all 300 of them start shooting arrows at me. Even a strong character like mine can't survive waves of 300 arrows so I take the pressure of me by spawning the Midas Balrog. Sadly, the Balrog turns on me without even killing 1 guard so now I have a nearly unkillable Balrog as well as 300 guards after me. I decide to whip out my Dremora Electrica (a dremora claymore with 30 feet shock damage of 70). I start cleaving my way through the guards, with the Balrog following me who ironically kills over 20 guards trying to stab me. Sadly, dozens of more guards are pouring out of the other districts and the palace. So I use one of my favourite Midas Spells, Lightning Storm to eliminate over 50 guards. At this point there are over 500 guards and my game is moving extremely slow. I'm ready to just teleport using Astral Recall when I decide to use Force Push from Midas on the guards. I use that and then use Enemies Explode on the large cluster of guards, this wiped out nearly all of them and I could finally see past the guards now. And in the last phase of the battle, I put the Balrog out of its misery with 3 arrows from my bow. And I finish of the last guards with Dremora Electrica. So yes I destroyed the half the Imperial Legion in a matter of minutes. My Oblivion Story. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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